Nairaland Forum

morenike09:

@Sweet Tthis one na romance? na wa oh

Black Hawk Down nko?No be for Africa the setting be. . . .can't get any blacker than Africa.That is my best movie.

Don't watch romantic movies so lets change the topic.Best "black movie" I have seen,what about that Spike Lee movie featuring Denzel Washington and Chiwetel Ejiofor? Inside Man. That was a good movie.

4 Play:

Black Hawk Down nko?No be for Africa the setting be. . . .can't get any blacker than Africa.That is my best movie.

Don't watch romantic movies so lets change the topic.Best "black movie" I have seen,what about that Spike Lee movie featuring Denzel Washington and Chiwetel Ejiofor? Inside Man. That was a good movie.

me too, i don't watch romantic movie. . but i did watch the Pursuit Of Happiness. . .are we talking about the same one that Will Smith starred in? b/c that was so not romance.

the best American movie i've seen is. . . will have to think about this. . none of them are like naija movies jo

Most black romance movies are just full of stereotypes in my opinion. Then someone gives some type of romantic speech about how someone did them wrong but they found the one person who stuck by them. Everyone sighs and cries in the audience. The end.

It is the same plot over and over again.

lol

almondjoy:

Back to work jare. Will be breezing in and out as usual to keep awake. This beans has not digested at all!

This one your beans never digest,no do something for office wey go induce terror alert.Dem fit think say chemical weapons attack don happen. . . . . .next,you will end up at Gitmo.

Nobody don talk "Living In Bondage" or "Evil Passion" among classic black romantic movies.Didn't you guys see the "lomance". . . . .all those trips to Mr Biggs?

sharrraaapppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh Ohh! believe me i didn't see this yester-night. . .
If i did. . .u know me!. . u know what im capable of doing sis

@4 play

Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion . The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here"

Ohh Ohh! believe me i didn't see this yester-night. . .
If i did. . .u know me!. . u know what im capable of doing sis

Do your worst!!!!!!!!!

stillwater:

@4 play

Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion . The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here"

LOL . . . seems like you've seen alot of them

Ms. Lurker:

It is the same plot over and over again.

abi o. . .the only reason i like nolly movies is because of the settings and language they use. .

Do your worst!!!!!!!!!

Huh!?? ?? ?? ?? ?? u mean it?

@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved ur head?

What's the deal about head shaving?

I shaved mine last fall, which shocked my friends since they thought that I'm like most girls and have to have hair.

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion.

stillwater:

@4 play
Don't even bring nollywood into this discussion . The typical scenes

Go to bar beach, chase yourselves all around the beach
then mr biggs
Turning round a tree
The man catches up with the girl, carries her
The girl would be like don't touch me, the man will be like "Come hia here"

You bringing tears to my eye. The things I have to endure while in the company of Nigerian girls! Have you ever been made to watch sh*t just to please your partner? Yet,they don't want to watch Black Hawk Down or Wall Street with me.

Nigerian "lomantic" movies always involves all you outlined above.Its in bloody slow motion with some cheesy music. . . .its pure torture!

What's the deal about head shaving?

I shaved mine last fall, which shocked my friends since they thought that I'm like most girls and have to have hair.

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion.

Correct. . . . . This is what im talking about. . . Pure natural. .

Now stillwater. . . .lemme get u a clipper right quick. . .ur hair needs shaving ASAP!!

®~^Sly^~®:

Now stillwater. . . .let me get u a clipper right quick. . .your hair needs shaving ASAP!!

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!

Ms. Lurker:

But I'm digging my short, natural do. Less hassle in my opinion.

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if you're telling the truth you're my type. . .i like my hair short and primmed. , to my shoulder. . no weaves, i hardly braid my hair. , i no get time to be buying 10 diff types of hair spray. . .i like it short and free. . .

LOL . . . seems like you've seen alot of them

More than you can imagine, my sis

Huh!?? ?? ?? ?? ?? u mean it?        

Of course I do!!!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Have u shaved your head?

Don't start with me. Don't you know that thhe shape of your skull matters. You don't want to see the revolution of ET on the streets

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!

I pity your child

I am telling the truth. I love it short. I can't even pull on it right now, it's that short. Love it. I work out a lot so having my hair this way does wonders for me. When my hair was relaxed and long, it sucked so much after one of my workout sessions!

4 Play:

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!

That sounds very traumatic, doncha think?

stillwater:

I pity your child

Trying to be of assistance. . . . ok,I will do it with a razor and comb,still apply some vaseline though.Your head will be glowing,not like GloMobile.

Ms. Lurker:

That sounds very traumatic, doncha think?

You didn't see where she was making fun of us bald men?

Clipper?You are too kind. . . . I will shave it with a broken bottle. When I'm done,I will rub some vaseline on it. . . . .her head will be shining!

Yeah Yeah!!. . . .I would like to see that. . . . At least she doesn't need any jeweleries after that. .
The shinning head is enough. . . . . Bling. . . .Bling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sister. . .Be ready!

stillwater:


Don't start with me. Don't you know that thhe shape of your skull matters. You don't want to see the revolution of ET on the streets

U need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

did she tell you?

Chacal:

You need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

@ faketan,

She sent me picture messages.

I dont wanna see this type of thread again

Ortherwise Ban!!

i think some of ya all have had a veeeery boooorin relationships and are blaming it on the blacks by citing examples, i object to this,

Chacal

You guys are on another levels then

@ faketan,

U reckon??

i think some of ya all have had a veeeery boooorin relationships and are blaming it on the blacks by citing examples, i object to this,

My point here is not based on real life but on what I see in black movies. I just don't get it. Maybe you do.

You need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

Get over this issue, I'm not shaving my head.

stillwater:

Get over this issue, I'm not shaving my head.

We shall see to that.

Chacal:

@ faketan,

You reckon??

trust me

faketan:

trust me

Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective.

Chacal:

Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective.

You are allowed to be a detector