Noah is the reason why Malaria is killing people in the world today, He shouldn'thave let mosquitoes into thatArk


: This my Neighbors new Born Baby looks very much like our Landlord ☹"


U slot in a BF Disc, Nepa takes light, Dad comes home, sits in front of the tv, Nepa brings lite...."


BIOLOGY TEACHER: What is commonly found in CELLS ?.. AKPOS: Thieves


DOCTOR: U are having Twins..EKAETTE: *crying*.. DOCTOR: Aren't u happy?.. EKAETTE: I am, but I don't know who the Second Father is..


There is nothing impossible for GOD to do but SAHEED OSUPA can never win a grammy award.


Akpos: Ekaette, who is responsible for ur pregnancy?..Ekaette: if u chop plate of beans ow u wan take know which seed make u mess *rme*


#TheNigerian Babe Will Ask For Birthday Gift On Her Bday And Still Ask For Birthday Gift on ur Bday too.. Nawa oh


Yoruba people urinate in 'swimming pools; Hausa pple spit in pools; igbo pple drink the water;


Some guys would pop about 15 bottles of Moet on Friday night and later give N20 offering. Is dat for God or for Nigerian Police?


You keep telling a guy "I will always be there for you", Now he wants sex and you are saying "NO" Are U a LEARNER ?


U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" #GodIsWatchingYhu


#iamlukky

Lwkmd

U wud laf gon