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Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by Morgan1092(m): 6:42am On Mar 06, 2013
Research has revealed that a lot of our Nigerian men are no longer eager in getting married for so many reasons. But for the women, some of them will go extra miles to do some unbelievable things in order to get married.
“Statistics show that only 3% of single women of marriageable age in Nigeria are undisturbed by their lack of a serious suitor! The other 97% would do just about anything to become Mrs. "SOMEBODY’’.
As we read on, we are going to see some rather unorthodox things Nigerian women will do in their quest to bag a husband! Some are bizarre, some are skanky and some are downright sad but if you are willing to try anything and getting a husband is the only activity left on your bucket list, you might want to try a few! MEN BEWARE!!!

1. Snatching a friend or relation’s man. All is fair in love and war! Rumor has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so-called friends because it’s a jungle out there.
2. Re-inventing themselves: Pretence is the order of the day. No man wants to tame the shrew or teach d inexperienced or make an honest woman out of a dishonest one so once marriage is desired, women package themselves in pseudo, ready-made, easy-to-use, highly desirable packages. After marriage, what you see is what you get!
3. Trapping him with pregnancy. This used to be the old school method of getting a man to propose. From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating, a woman usually knew she had the man where she wanted him once she missed her period even ifthere was no commitment. Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support. Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don’t like scandals
4. Praying & Fasting: This would presumably be an honorable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes the prayers are offered up to deities other than God & other times it becomes a song permanently.
5. Taking his photograph to Cele church for a prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa. Heard it works like a charm.
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Babalawo. Guys disposing of your condoms yourself are not such a bad idea.
Outright Jazz! My friend recently gisted me about how a tied up, live pigeon had been discovered in a friend’s sister-in-law’s box. The woman confessed to using jazz and said she hadn’t been sure if the guy would actually propose so she took the necessary precautions.
6. Putting love potion in his food: This is classic and timeless but shouldn’t it be called a compelling potion? Because in this case, love na by force!
7. Proposing to a guy! Yes it does happen (Who wears the engagement ring?)
Toasting a man’s family so they make the decision for him! A friend complained that a girl he detested had over the months gotten closeto his family. Lavishing on them, cooking for them and basically being their go-to girl and now his mum had put her foot down that he had to break up with his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-home-to-mama depending on how much power the family wields, their word may be final.
8. Asking daddy to get you a husband: If daddy’s a big shot, arranging a husband for you is usually as easy as pie and some men would selltheir souls for a large chunk of daddy’s money so both parties are happy.
9. Being your man’s maga: Some women believe that when u finally get a man 2 be interested in u, spoiling him & overlookin his every fault wud get u in2 a white gown faster dan an okada. Some men don’t mind a woman who houses dem, clothes dem, feeds dem, givs dem pocket money, never gets upset with dem even when they misbehave and cleans up after dem wit little or no contribution from dem living d dream
10. Polishing up a low class, barely educated brother in exchange for a ring! The dealis simple, you send ur cleaner, gateman or driver tonight school, u give him language lessons, u take him 2 buy some new clothes & deodorant & teach him 2 call u honey instead of madam and in exchange, he gets to marry u, share an expensive bedroom and never worry about his bills ever again!
11. Revamping you: Change your ward-robe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazilian hair, study the karma-sutra, do anangio plasty & change d age on ur birth-certificate to read 22. Botox, plastic surgery, a compulsory gym membership & a body magic also indicated!
12. Becoming a worker in church: Rumour has it dat men go 2 church 2 marry, d same rumour also reveals that Greeters Ushers & Lead Soloists have the best exposure. Praise d Lord!
13. Moving 2 a new town or part of town so dat u re d new girl. Dis always peaks d men’s interest & at d same time u get 2run away 4rm ur past d old maid labels!
14. Going 4 deliverance 4rm a spirit husband & sowing a big marriage seed in church! Givin ur posesions to d poor, giving a sacrificial offering or jst givin one tin 2 God dat would mek u weep.
Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by enigmagu1(m): 7:24am On Mar 06, 2013
story don end abi my boss once told me dat marriage is like a parcel, once u take it home and open it whateva u c inside u start carryin it weda good or bad...he equaly said dat a job dat wil pay #700,000 monthly salary and @2m quaterly is easier to get dan a good wife...

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Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by acidtalk: 7:35am On Mar 06, 2013
You are so damn on point.

Most of the girls or mamas to portray such traits are not even marriageable. They have used all their husbands as boyfriends and don't even mind using toasters as husbands now.

When they were still young and beautifully looking, the aloud the beauty and sweet words men told them to becloud their judgement and reasoning. Also ready to jumpt at a guy with a car so that they can kEep waving the octopus fingers at all their friends to prove their guy is a big boy, while ignoring those humble struggling guys who had no car. Now things have changed, the humble and struggling guy is now blessed with a good job or flourishing business while the other car owner probably has sold his car because Yahoo business isn't moving again, the greedy girls now want to return to the same boy they dissed before.

If every girl can start puTting marriage issue as top priority from age 19, most of them would have goTten married before 25years. You can't eat your cake and have it.
Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by 190: 8:30am On Mar 06, 2013
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I know about 15 different romance section ladies that indulge in what's been discussed here

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Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by Koonbey1: 8:31am On Mar 06, 2013
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Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by JEMMYP(f): 8:48am On Mar 06, 2013
For a woman to fast and pray for a husband is ok. to lavish ur money on a man for a husband, is left for the man to decide that. marchmating has been for ages only that these days, the couple decides if it will work out between them. this is not new. for trapping down a man with pregnancy, it doesnt always work. she may end up been a single parent to the child. It is davilish to use charm to get married.it becomes a boomerang when the charm fails. a broken engagement is better than a broken marriage! and as for men who sits and wait for a rich lady to pamper them to marriagehood, when that happens, u find yourself to blame. in all, anything you do that did not offend the law of nature and the God's commandment, you are good to go. It is only a man that will say he must get marry this yr and it will happen. women dont have that power we wait for a husband to find us.. Its also in the bible. "he who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtain favour from the Lord" there are husbands and wvies everywhere but bible did not say its easy that is why it used the word 'find'.I think the problem is women grow so fast. what i mean is a man of same age with a woman will want to be financially balalnce before thinking of settling down. no man want marry a woman who is older than him. our economy is not helping woman in this aspect.
Re: Mysterious Things Nigerian Ladies Can Do To Get Married by Morgan1092(m): 9:59am On Mar 06, 2013
190: grin grin grin grin grin

Nigerian girls grin grin grin grin grin

I know about 15 different romance section ladies that indulge in what's been discussed here

should i call names lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Yes oo! Call dem

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