First of all....introduction! (lol).
Im jeffrey..(.it means 'divine peace').
I noticed this section oozes maturity and quality topics that really engage the mind. I've come to introduce myself to my super mods-nikky and tgirl.
I just got married on saturday,the 9th. Also my b/day! I am excited to finally be a family man. Wife is not on this forum, she belongs to the bellanaija/lind.ikj type of blog. Lol.

Congratulations on your wedding and wishing you a long and fruitful happy married life

You are also welcome to the family section . . . .

However . . . . . pls collect registration form from Jenny N10,000, Registration pack from Debrief N50,000, Family section polo shirt from Cotton N25,000, Family section aso ebi for events N100,000 payable to GreaterGod, Family section monthly fees of N500,000 come straight to me

welcome sir

chaircover: Congratulations on your wedding and wishing you a long and fruitful happy married life

You are also welcome to the family section . . . .

However . . . . . pls collect registration form from Jenny N10,000, Registration pack from Debrief N50,000, Family section polo shirt from Cotton N25,000, Family section aso ebi for events N100,000 payable to GreaterGod, Family section monthly fees of N500,000 come straight to me

welcome sir

Lmaooooo @madam CC......
Welcome Mr Jeffizy.....make sure ur wife comes along here too o......and na me go collect monthly fees on her arrival.!!

@cc.....thank you for the welcome. Concerning my dues, will i get to stay in the FAMILY house after payment? Lol.

Happy Married life to you!
May you never regret d day you get married in Jesus name.




However, you've heard it all from our chairperson, the pre-requisites for becoming a full member...... ............otherwise,, you will be a floating member.........i dont talk my own........welcome on board!
May God help us all.

Congrats on your wedding!!! Its a big,bold step and not for the faint hearted. May you enjoy grace and favour in this new phase.

You welcome! Not typical introducing your self here.

As a typical Naija babe, I don't even know how I found myself here...

I just entered begin familiarize ...you know what am saying ....

Don't mind me, although there are dues to be paid for to the CABALS for JJC like you, make sure you pay them, but if you want percentage decrease, call me and pay me just 20% of all fees, I go thief the application forms for you, even sef, I will fill it and submit!

Vikin: You welcome! Not typical introducing your self here.

As a typical Naija babe, I don't even know how I found myself here...

I just entered begin familiarize ...you know what am saying ....

Don't mind me, although there are dues to be paid for to the CABALS for JJC like you, make sure you pay them, but if you want percentage decrease, call me and pay me just 20% of all fees, I go thief the application forms for you, even sef, I will fill it and submit!

So Vikin....u work in the Cabal chambers? Abeg help me thief Madam CC's file for 10 minutes!! Make we see how many younger sisters she get. Plus their full details!!!
*ps....make it snappy...30% due money for u!

@CC,am applying as your PA to aid the effective collection of the dues.welcome Jeff!

Welcome on board and congrats on your union.

**clears throat** welcome aboard Mr. Jeff and congrats on your union....you're welcome to open as many sensible threads as you can( it's been dry lately) .

And don't be offended, some of us can be very interesting get your gloves and girdle every-time you're bout to click that submit button

Do you by any chance have a left over-original firewood fried meat leftover from your wedding day?

Have you paid your dues yet?

Wow so you are now married . . . congrats oh!

Ujujoan: Wow so you are now married . . . congrats oh!

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Uju....You been get ur eyes on Mr Jeff before? Lmao!!

jidegirl12: **clears throat** welcome aboard Mr. Jeff and congrats on your union....you're welcome to open as many sensible threads as you can( it's been dry lately) .

And don't be offended, some of us can be very interesting get your gloves and girdle every-time you're bout to click that submit button

Do you by any chance have a left over-original firewood fried meat leftover from your wedding day?

Have you paid your dues yet?

NA WA for all 'due collectors' o. Lol.
I've been a nairalander since 2010 o. Bt im signalling my interest in settling down fully in the family section to learn and identify wt the family concept. U may find my other apartment in the auto section.
@JIDEGIRL12...fried meat dey, bt the women in the house have been praising God for having a full stew pot for the week. Hahaha.

Ujujoan: Wow so you are now married . . . congrats oh!

Yeah. Thanks Uj.

feminine A: Congrats on your wedding!!! Its a big,bold step and not for the faint hearted. May you enjoy grace and favour in this new phase.

tenkyu.,as a guy, u dnt wanna give that precious freedom up. But it gets to a stage when cupid gets one over you.
But wait o! At least na healthy eating i go dey henceforth oB-). .lol

Welcome Jeff and congrats on ur wedding.

To have a peaceful stay, just follow what CC listed, but ensure the N500,000 comes to me.

Welcome once again.

BTW, I'm not a super-mod.

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jeffizy: First of all....introduction! (lol).
Im jeffrey..(.it means 'divine peace').
I noticed this section oozes maturity and quality topics that really engage the mind. I've come to introduce myself to my super mods-nikky and tgirl.
I just got married on saturday,the 9th. Also my b/day! I am excited to finally be a family man. Wife is not on this forum, she belongs to the bellanaija/lind.ikj type of blog. Lol.

SMH ........ and walks out of thread, slamming door behind shut!

Welcome to this section and please do as u are told

Ewoooooo ooooooooooo see scammers everywhere

Oga jeffizy dont pay anyone any money ooooooo! except me!

Errrmmm Vikin which day u enter cabal? ***furiously turning pages of the register looking for vikins name***

@royal roy errrrmmmm i thought you were married

chaircover: Ewoooooo ooooooooooo see scammers everywhere

Oga jeffizy dont pay anyone any money ooooooo! except me!

Errrmmm Vikin which day u enter cabal? ***furiously turning pages of the register looking for vikins name***

@royal roy errrrmmmm i thought you were married

Am just an illegal lawyer for the CABALS....

I stand for the less privileged, for those that can't get across to you, I take small percentage and do my thing.

My name is not there cos formally, I don't exist! That's the beauty. You don't want me to start leaking classical info.

Royal Roy:
So Vikin....u work in the Cabal chambers? Abeg help me thief Madam CC's file for 10 minutes!! Make we see how many younger sisters she get. Plus their full details!!!
*ps....make it snappy...30% due money for u!

Her sister don marry....but I fit give you Jidebabe12 or JennyK sister, but be ready for war.... I mean total war when you F.up ...


Overall, they are quite loving.

Abi you wan wait for Madam CC daughter?

Vikin:

Am just an illegal lawyer for the CABALS....

I stand for the less privileged, for those that can't get across to you, I take small percentage and do my thing.

My name is not there cos formally, I don't exist! That's the beauty. You don't want me to start leaking classical info.

mba!!! i fit collect my money myself

chaircover:

mba!!! i fit collect my money myself

It be like say money dey here o. I am available for your security. I get arrow, dagger and shotgun etc.

Finally I hav decided to be registerd user of nairaland...hmmm.u guys won't kill me in dis section.pls aunty CC,as a new member dat I am,do I also pay for all these?abeg sister greatgod help me beg madam cc..lol

Vikin:

Her sister don marry....but I fit give you Jidebabe12 or JennyK sister, but be ready for war.... I mean total war when you F.up ...


Overall, they are quite loving.

Abi you wan wait for Madam CC daughter? [/quo[quote author=chaircover]

@royal roy errrrmmmm i thought you were married

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Not at all oo...still on the fence...lollz!

pinkky b: Finally I hav decided to be registerd user of nairaland...hmmm.u guys won't kill me in dis section.pls aunty CC,as a new member dat I am,do I also pay for all these?abeg sister greatgod help me beg madam cc..lol

Na me dey collect for female new members

Submit a full sized picture and your dues to me.

I can expedite your initiation into the CABAL

Am I welcomed?

Bolushalom: Am I welcomed?

Can u feel the friendly breeze? It's healthy here! You are welcome.
*looks over shoulder for madam CC AND fake excos*.

@table leg..... I will call the carpenter to deal with you o. Lol.