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Science Competition by akinolaaaa(m): 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2013
A group of student scientists in Nigeria
were to hold a competition to showcase
their scientific inventions.
The first boy came forward &said: "Am
Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a
biro that can write whatever someone
says
on its own". He practicalized it and
was applauded.
The second person came andsaid: "I am
Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented a
chip that can tell you the amount of
money in someone's pockets close to it".
He
also practicalized it& was also
applauded.
Then came another man who said: "Am
Akpors from Bauchi state. I invented a
bomb
that can kill anything 1000 metres away
and
will blow up any human body into million
pieces, grinding
up the hardest bones in the body. Please
can you all sit down while I practicalize
it
before you all.
At this point, the chairman of the
competition
shouted out. "Akpors dont worry about
testing it here. You have done an
excellent job
& you are already the winnerof this
competition grin
Re: Science Competition by Dyt(f): 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2013
grin
Re: Science Competition by dani1luv: 3:44pm On Mar 15, 2013
LOOL...This is nice
Re: Science Competition by Vivly(f): 11:14pm On Mar 15, 2013
dani1luv: LOOL...This is nice
hey so our oga at the top is still alive?
Re: Science Competition by dani1luv: 11:50pm On Mar 15, 2013
Vivly:
hey so our oga at the top is still alive?
LOL...yeah, I have been around

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