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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Mar 18, 2013
@Ihedinobi:
Second, cease from holding in your opinion, my sister. That will do one of two things to you: disconnect you in spirit and eventually in the flesh from your brethren and breed bitterness OR make you into the same kind of person that your brethren are. You don't need either. I broke off from fellowship myself for a long time because I couldn't stomach so much of the failure and apparent disregard for the real meaning of the Gospel among believers I fellowhipped with. That leads you into a great deal of heartache and spiritual arrest. God may permit it as He did in my case but it is always in order to show us how much we need our brethren however weak and sinful they may be. And, in fact, our time away from them teaches us just how deficient we are as well. So, rather than play the nice, quiet lady, pick fights, they're your siblings, are they not? What kind of family is it where brothers and sisters muzzle themselves to avoid offending and being offended? The beauty of being family is the liberty of love, that love that allows you to call one another on your wrongs and still be best friends because it is not done to hurt. So, be willing to take the backlash and exhort your brethren. There's no other way to be family.

https://www.nairaland.com/1228420/c-lewis-mere-christianity#14808134
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 2:47pm On Mar 18, 2013
truthislight:

Eh!
which One be your own post up there

Abeg, do you have two IDs.

Lol. "on top mine".

Which one?
Ihe's quote posted by muskeeto is just before my post u quoted,or are u seeing something else on your system?
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 18, 2013
Beretta92: Ihe's quote posted by muskeeto is just before my post u quoted,or are u seeing something else on your system?
the 'on top' confused him.. He thought you were referring to your oga..
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 2:55pm On Mar 18, 2013
musKeeto:
the 'on top' confused him.. He thought you were referring to your oga..
Ah...didn't even think that.
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 9:56am On Mar 19, 2013
ooman vs Logicboy

MacDaddy01:

Shut up....why not focus on Majaze's comment rather than Ooman's pseudoscience?

https://www.nairaland.com/1229655/atheism-suicide-other-randomness#14821572

ooman:

it is said that most atheists lack scientific knowledge - this is what i see you display

https://www.nairaland.com/1229655/atheism-suicide-other-randomness#14822489

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 10:52am On Mar 19, 2013
What is more interesting than watching the 'king' and 'Prince' slug it out??

MacDaddy01:

Bullsh!t.......suicide at 90 years old nko?


Abeg, commot with your false theory!

https://www.nairaland.com/1229655/atheism-suicide-other-randomness/1#14823107


ooman:

WHY ARE YOU ALL BLIND, ATHEISTS AND THEISTS ALIKE. I THOUGHT ATHEISTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE INTELLIGENT ONES. I WAS WRONG!!
DID YOU NOT SEE THIS


https://www.nairaland.com/1229655/atheism-suicide-other-randomness/1#14823205

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 11:04am On Mar 19, 2013
Good morning. Lol.
Thank you striklimi for the inputs.
I'm enjoying this.
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 11:21am On Mar 19, 2013
Reyginus: Good morning. Lol.
Thank you striklimi for the inputs.
I'm enjoying this.

Lol!!!

Any time bro...
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 12:07pm On Mar 19, 2013
^^^hypocrites. They get pleasure from other's disagreement.
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2013
With nairaland who needs a night of a thousand laughs?? grin

MacDaddy01:
So you believe this nonsense fairytale of missing joystick?


lmao....then tommorow you will go and argue against atheists as if you're some intellectual! grin grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14823137

Reyginus: This one is more than belief for me. Witnessed it, happened to a pseudo-friend of mine. Except you have an explanation for it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14824069

MacDaddy01:

So you have been seeing the joystick of numerous victims?


So it has changed from disappearance to reduction?

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14824341

mazaje:

How did you know that the person's p e n i s was not like that before?. . .Did you go about looking and the privates of other men and seeing it change in size?. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14824461

Reyginus: Lolololol. Like I told logicboy, it actually. As a pseudo-friend, there are certain scenarios that call for close examination of our penis. Like when we urinate on shrubs in a file.

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14824537

ijawkid: Ona don craze finish o......grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1230142/missing-joystick#14825198

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2013
Reyginus: By Kay17
Whenever I think about the personality of the
Judeo Christian God, I feel the awe of his
impressive and superpowerful being. An
omniscient, omnipotent, all great, self sufficient,
selfexistent, perfect being. And he is accepted by
most as the best explanation for the world. But I'm struck by his person, he is too perfect and
too satisfied and too independent to create us,
our creation would not add any more of his
essence, it wouldn't make him any happier or
any more perfect. Rather we'd be purposeless
toys with zero value. We'd be a waste of love, care, concern. We'd be
insufficient. He wouldn't have created us at all.
www.nairaland.com/1086592/
ultimate-purpose-gods-nature#12728872


DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR!!!

He should have just said he's a xtian and keep the rest of that scrap in himself.
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 19, 2013
ooman: ^^^hypocrites. They get pleasure from other's disagreement.

Really?? Lol!!!
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2013
striktlymi:

Really?? Lol!!!

Singing blah blah blah blah tongue
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 19, 2013
ooman:

Singing blah blah blah blah tongue

Hehehehe...
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Ubenedictus(m): 2:59pm On Mar 19, 2013
Reyginus: To judge God guilty of a lack of love is to suppose that you know what love is and to do so in the
face of God's Own declaration that He is Love is
to call God to the dock on an authority that is not
Him. In other words, your argument is not upheld
on the authority of a God-given intellect. If it is
not, what authority is great enough for you to appeal to to arraign the Christian God Who also
considers Himself the Most High or the Highest
Possible Authority for actions irreconcilable to
Love? Simply put, by what authority have you
judged God's actions in the OT incompatible with
Love and thus called Yahweh a liar?
By Ihedinobi
http:// www.nairaland.com/1222345/message- all-atheists-house/2#147200
interesting
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 3:04pm On Mar 19, 2013
Unfortunately there is no god! Why debate on a diety that doesnt exist?

Some people use the word infinte for the bible god and failed to understand that if god is said to be infinite,every part of creation is a part of God.

That means speaking to the mountain,rivers,trees, humans and every living thing mean one is speaking to God.

The bible god( if it exists) is therefore finite with all the characteristics it expressed in the bible. Unless we gonna agree the book is man made!
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Ubenedictus(m): 3:11pm On Mar 19, 2013
musKeeto: Nna, bros italo vex o
that post has already be named do well to refer to it by its name, its called "italo lets his emotions show"
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2013
NL no go kee person..
obadiah777: THAT CANTANKEROUS HEATHEN NEED TO BE SLAPPED BACK TO HIS SENSES. THAT WOULD BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR THAT HEATHEN. A HOT SLAP THAT WILL CONVERT HIM FROM A GENTILE INTO A JEW

PAGAN 9JA:

umm . .. . thanx buzugee, bushee, bullsh!T tongue

www.nairaland.com/1230343/happy-birthday-pagan-9ja

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 8:59am On Mar 20, 2013
chukwudi44:

You do not know but just that the holy spirit inspired it.How hilarious!!

Please I have my bible here kindly show me where I can find No 3's answer in it

https://www.nairaland.com/1104124/problem-catholism-an-introspection/13#14839324

striktlymi: 2 Timothy 3:16
Good News Translation (GNT)

16 All Scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching the truth, rebuking error, correcting faults, and giving instruction for right living,



Reyginus:
In addition, 2 Peter 1:21

https://www.nairaland.com/1104124/problem-catholism-an-introspection/13#14839434


chukwudi44: @Reginus

Wow!! How wonderful !! Let me quickly rush to get a copy of the gospels of mary,peter,judas e.t.c I will even add the gospels of marcion and the enitre gnostic scriptures.since all scriptures are inspired by God.

Since you know this much why do you people question the books of tobit,sirach and other books not included in the jewish canon.


https://www.nairaland.com/1104124/problem-catholism-an-introspection/13#14839509
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by plaetton: 2:46pm On Mar 20, 2013
This was an epic bomshell from Davidylan- on the thread:Yahweh, Monotheism and the Bible: wherein he confesses that the bible is unreliable. lol

That version(of the bible) is strangely at odds with most other reliable versions when it comes to that verse. It is what it is... even a christian cannot have read every single verse of the bible in every single version... to pretend so is to be disingenuous.
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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 20, 2013
seyibrown:

You said you are no longer an Atheist on NL ... and that you should now be regarded/ engaged as a nontheist (aka Atheist grin ). Recently you also said you were no longer ooman but homosapiens but you are still ooman as I write! Wotzup with you, man? grin grin grin Why are you oshaka one minute, oshoko the next, and oshaka-oshoko the next? grin grin grin Which one you dey now?

www.nairaland.com/1230800/davidylan-striktlymi-ihenobi-chukkynwob-renouce/1

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 9:59am On Mar 21, 2013
A word on evolution:

ooman:

That Logicboy is a great shame. He made another blunder saying evolution is a guess-work. That is as annoying as saying life is irrelevant to the second law, but I will overlook that since I have separated myself from the fools.

https://www.nairaland.com/1230800/davidylan-striktlymi-ihenobi-chukkynwob-renouce/3#14854386


Alfamann:

Will you just shut up? The more you talk, the more foolish you sound.

Here keep it on record: some evolutionary positions are guessworks. Infact, evolving guessworks. Guessworks used to fill in gaps found amongst the surviving species.

https://www.nairaland.com/1230800/davidylan-striktlymi-ihenobi-chukkynwob-renouce/3#14856332

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 10:21am On Mar 21, 2013
How about this


Alfamann:

Will you just shut up? The more you talk, the more foolish you sound.

Here keep it on record: some evolutionary positions are guessworks. Infact, evolving guessworks. Guessworks used to fill in gaps found amongst the surviving species.

Ooman: [size=15pt]ONLY FOOLS BASE THEIR LIFE CONVICTION ON GUESSES.[/size]

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 11:56am On Mar 21, 2013
I never said that evolution is guesswork. This thread is for greatest quotes not greatest misquotes.


Striklymi, Ooman and co, shut up and get ur facts right
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 21, 2013
Logicboy03: I never said that evolution is guesswork. This thread is for greatest quotes not greatest misquotes.


Striklymi, Ooman and co, shut up and get ur facts right

Good afternoon sir,

Where exactly did I misquote you?
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
Logicboy03: [size=25]I never said that evolution is guesswork.[/size] This thread is for greatest quotes not greatest misquotes.

Striklymi, Ooman and co, shut up and get ur facts right

shocked shocked

HERE IS YOUR BLUNDER, JUNKY!!!

MacDaddy01:

[size=35]lol evolution is a guess.[/size]


lol someone knows the origin of the universe (even when our cosmologists and scientists are nowhere near unraveling it)

==============

I have explained morality from evolution

I have given reasons why I do not believe in god



Yet, you go on to say that atheists do not answer questions. You are ignorant and silly


This is found here: https://www.nairaland.com/1231387/twenty-questions-atheists-struggle-answer#14846240

so now, who is misquoting??

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Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 2:43pm On Mar 21, 2013
Guys please let's stick to the thread.
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 2:44pm On Mar 21, 2013
Reyginus: Guys please let's stick to the thread.

we ARE sticking to the thread. Someone was trying to denying his blunders
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 21, 2013
ooman:

we ARE sticking to the thread. Someone was trying to denying his blunders
Okay. Please!
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 21, 2013
oldtime: Twenty questions atheists struggle to answer

1.What caused the universe to exist?

2.What explains the fine tuning of the universe?

3.Why is the universe rational?

4.How did DNA and amino acids arise?

5.Where did the genetic code come from?

6.How do irreducibly complex enzyme chains evolve?

7.How do we account for the origin of 116 distinct language families?

8.Why did cities suddenly appear all over the world between 3,000 and 1,000BC?

9.How is independent thought possible in a world ruled by chance and necessity?

10.How do we account for self-awareness?

11.How is free will possible in a material universe?

12.How do we account for conscience?

13.On what basis can we make moral judgements?

14.Why does suffering matter?

15.Why do human beings matter?

16.Why care about justice?

17.How do we account for the almost universal belief in the supernatural?

18.How do we know the supernatural does not exist?

19.How can we know if there is conscious existence after death?

20.What accounts for the empty tomb, resurrection appearances and growth of the church?
https://www.nairaland.com/1231387/twenty-questions-atheists-struggle-answer
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 22, 2013
ooman:

shocked shocked

HERE IS YOUR BLUNDER, JUNKY!!!





This is found here: https://www.nairaland.com/1231387/twenty-questions-atheists-struggle-answer#14846240

so now, who is misquoting??



Sorry to add to the nonsense Oomsn added here, Reyginius.



As for Oomsn, are so butthurt by my debunkery of your pseudoscience that you couldn't see the obvious sarcasm in my comment to ihedinobi? It was ihedinobi that made the claim that evolution is a guess.



I am looking at this from a positive side; the unanimous rebuking of Ooman's foolishness by atheists show that we are ready to be honest and factual, even if it is against one of our own.

Ooman, please repent. Only the spag monster can save you with his noodle appendages
Re: Greatest Religion Section Quotes ( sticky) by ooman(m): 6:22pm On Mar 22, 2013
Logicboy03:



Sorry to add to the nonsense Oomsn added here, Reyginius.



As for Oomsn, are so butthurt by my debunkery of your pseudoscience that you couldn't see the obvious sarcasm in my comment to ihedinobi? It was ihedinobi that made the claim that evolution is a guess.



I am looking at this from a positive side; the unanimous rebuking of Ooman's foolishness by atheists show that we are ready to be honest and factual, even if it is against one of our own.

Ooman, please repent. Only the spag monster can save you with his noodle appendages

lol grin

lets keep this thread about the quotes. If you have something against me, bring it up, make a thread, make it public, expose my pseudo science as you claim and lastly, quote me. That goes to all your pals too.

if not, stop being childish. I dont care about the atheist congress you have here, I care about science and if you call scientific laws pseudoscience, I will always spank you.

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