Hs gf sat on my friend lap while he wasn't around.
Could it b dat dey av sometin in common?
Secondly,dey are very close,d galfrend usaully discuss private issues with the said guy,meanwhile he was d 1 dat introduced hs galfrend to hm.
My frend is disturbd n botherd that could it b dat dey ar dating secretly!
Wat could av made a gal sat on hs frend lap.bt I told my frnd it doesn't mean anytin which he refuse to blv.

dat ur guy na big mumu
i no go dey surprised if im girlfriend dey cut shows behind im back and bros e be like say the babe want make u nack am.why u dey slack nah?

Wen I read d part of d friend introduced the lady to him, I laugh in tongues!!!
I think 9ice, the popular musician holds d key to wot u seek.
No need to ask rugged man for advice.
Them no born ma girl well, even in ma presence!

sexkillz: How do you dictate where or not they should sit if you are absent? Look at the topic again and tell me if I would know where she sat in my "absence".

guy forget grammer jor .this babe want make them nack akpako .ehen a babe siddon for ur lap dat one na signal she dey give u make u slot in ur cd nah .this OP too dull

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Chai! Nairaland no dey ever disappoint when it comes to the ridiculous. So how exactly do you permit your girlfriend to sit on you friend's lap when you are actually absent? Oh I gerrit now. She'd have to pick up her cellie, dial you and ask for permission abi na ping she go ping you? Skype perhaps. Bwuhahahahahahahahahaha.

Based on chair don finish abi?

miccodb: Based on chair don finish abi?

...plus 'space' to stand on her feet!

Asteriva:
...plus 'space' to stand on her feet!

For the a55 is made of flesh and flesh needs a familiar place to rest.

Smh

When you sat on someone lap, you are sitting on his dick, not lap....both of una na mumu, technical adviser andd girlfriend owner, the guy she sat on his lap na mumu self....3 mumusketers

born2fuck: When you sat on someone lap, you are sitting on his dick, not lap....both of una na mumu, technical adviser andd girlfriend owner, the guy she sat on his lap na mumu self....3 mumusketers

abeg make person help me get up oooo...laugh wan kill me

Any girl that would do that has no respect for her man. Even in his absence she should still act right.