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| If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Goldensharkis(f): 9:55am On Mar 17, 2013 |
If u are a man and u wan2 live a long life pls dnt go near ur woman's phone unless u hav shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka)crying like a baby,then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau  Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: chizoooooosu!!!amaka don die ?Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idio 2 save my name in her phone.... Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idio dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda...Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idio is idio number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage d idio nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi,Samuel,Mike,Greg),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Nobody: 10:12am On Mar 17, 2013 |
how old is this event last I heard of this kinda thing was last decade. |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Goldensharkis(f): 10:24am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Lolz |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by 190theclown: 10:39am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Coming from a Nigerian girl #end time things# |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Idowuogbo(f): 10:48am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Old joke! |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Goldensharkis(f): 11:22am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Yeah but refreshment |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Popowaa: 12:07pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Lol |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Nobody: 12:36pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Nice joke...but very true. Back in the days, in my 500level, a psychotic girl I knew saved mine as 'wizard'. I was furious but she didn't budge. Imagine that! Lol. |
| Re: If U Want To Live Long...don't Check Ur Girlfriend's Phone by Goldensharkis(f): 12:53pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Hahahahahahaahhahaha Lolz |
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