Tolexander:
The bathrooms are just unabathable to be mild so also the toilets. Early in the morning, we would go out to the back of the hostel to bath outside.
Those gurls also bath outside early in the morning. My friends and I would go peeping at them when bathing and we would start analysing them in class and hostel.

What cut my hostel duration short was when my 2 friends and their girlfriends, my girlfriend and i sneaked out of school to a club in the evening. We didn't know our principal also clubs there. The principal saw us without us being aware he was there and the following day, called us out on the assembly, told us to prostrate and spanked us with many strokes of pankere(one hausa stick). We were then suspended from the hostel and never to return.

ijebabe: I want to, so just say already!

IJ where do u even want me to start eh..where?

Sporadic Punishments; Even when u're still in bed! And such where despicable punishments-Waking u up with Dish water, thud of plank/cane or sometimes Pillow Slaps

Provision Thefts; This One na normal thing buh it really got me Irked outta human when my Emptied Milk and Chocolates Can were filled up with Sands -- I fainted 2 times

Poor Meals: The timing were Just 'hell timing', I had my breakfast by 11am almost tru out my stay there, am sure anybody that lived in the Hostel would find it easier adapting to Life in Hell Lol - Away from the timing, u need to have a Peep at what am made to eat, this morning could be 2 Balls of Akara and Watery Pap, the next morning its Half-cooked Beans.

....The List Plenty eh, buh i really had to Enjoy the School a lil bit when i graduated into the SS Class - Come see Payback!

ijebabe:
Perv


Hahaha! Now I'm not angry anymore

Tolexander: you were angry?

ayobase: It reminds of a time when we had to touch faeces in the middle of the night, and went back to sleep without washing off....the last guy packed the left-over of the faeces!

Many stories!

What about fetching of water with teaspoon to fill a bucket metres away!

Had to fan a senior blokous till day break!

P being kited on the first day of arrival!

El Guapo:

IJ where do u even want me to start eh..where?

Sporadic Punishments; Even when u're still in bed! And such where despicable punishments-Waking u up with Dish water, thud of plank/cane or sometimes Pillow Slaps

Provision Thefts; This One na normal thing buh it really got me Irked outta human when my Emptied Milk and Chocolates Can were filled up with Sands -- I fainted 2 times

Poor Meals: The timing were Just 'hell timing', I had my breakfast by 11am almost tru out my stay there, am sure anybody that lived in the Hostel would find it easier adapting to Life in Hell Lol - Away from the timing, u need to have a Peep at what am made to eat, this morning could be 2 Balls of Akara and Watery Pap, the next morning its Half-cooked Beans.

....The List Plenty eh, buh i really had to Enjoy the School a lil bit when i graduated into the SS Class - Come see Payback!

ijebabe:
Lol at fainted twice!

So you continued the cycle. There's no hope then.

It all sounds sad and scary at a young age. Im sure there are some boarding schools that are clean and humane!

Yeah there are but damn rare-must be Senators and Governors Wards Schools.

The fact is, my school was one of the best in Our city, if not the whole State. We had first class equipments and intellectual tutors, everything was on ground to make ur stay there an Utopia experience. But then, this is Nigeria where corruption traverse in all facet of the Sectors.

The School could be handed a fund of 1million Naira to cater for the Boarding students, the bad eggs would in turn, rebudget the fund to N300,000 - Put away the Golden morn we were promised for Watery Paps

There was a Period we hitted low meal intake, we had only 2 meals in a day then. I and my peers would Joke around with the dire condition, giving it an acronym 'SAP' which meant Stomach adjustment Programme!

Inasmuch as it was an egregious development, we stil deemed it to be the fun of the Hostle Life-stressing that hostels ran in a decorum manner would merely be Boring and Uninteresting.

ijebabe:
I thought the tongue-out smiley meant it was to be taken as a joke. Chill.

Tolexander: i already knew you were joking anyway.

ayobase: It reminds of a time when we had to touch faeces in the middle of the night, and went back to sleep without washing off....the last guy packed the left-over of the faeces!

El Guapo:

IJ where do u even want me to start eh..where?

Sporadic Punishments; Even when u're still in bed! And such where despicable punishments-Waking u up with Dish water, thud of plank/cane or sometimes Pillow Slaps

Provision Thefts; This One na normal thing buh it really got me Irked outta human when my Emptied Milk and Chocolates Can were filled up with Sands -- I fainted 2 times

Poor Meals: The timing were Just 'hell timing', I had my breakfast by 11am almost tru out my stay there, am sure anybody that lived in the Hostel would find it easier adapting to Life in Hell Lol - Away from the timing, u need to have a Peep at what am made to eat, this morning could be 2 Balls of Akara and Watery Pap, the next morning its Half-cooked Beans.

....The List Plenty eh, buh i really had to Enjoy the School a lil bit when i graduated into the SS Class - Come see Payback!