Gilgee,
Yesooo, i dey trip seriously.

Make I enter am for you? He is my mannest boi.

Rebellious:

Well, there is Doyin13, Kojeiwa, Ben and Debosky. . .they top my hard-to-get-into list

can we see their pictures pls

In your dreams.
babym how are you today?

As una dey drag the most pretty guy and the most handsome babe,
Make i run grab the ugliest b4 someone gets it b4 me
Abi no be so

U no go pretty/handsome pass me come ugly pass me.
At least 'pass' dey there.

Emperoh:

As una dey drag the most pretty guy and the most handsome babe,
Make i run grab the ugliest before someone gets it before me
Abi no be so

You no go pretty/handsome pass me come ugly pass me.
At least 'pass' dey there.

Nobody fit compete with u for that one. Undisputable champion of wowo-ness. Taribo, Obj and Shabba Ranks dey like babyface near u! Anytime Devil even come near u, him dey shout "blood of Jesus"!

gilgee i dey, i just comot for ituen's bedroom now now make i go baff i dey come

@ ANUSman

I know say make u help me but as e be say u don start u for complete am.
Abi u don forget say na to better pass you be my target.

At least devil see me tell make i no worry say i still better pass U.

Ituen's bedroom? What happened there?

nothing really oo, we were just staring at each other

Come the other end make we relate well well.

U no get competitor my guy. If there was a grammy for wowo-ism. U would clinch all the nominations! Cheers

no let him hear oo i never wan pack

kai! See as life wowo reach. Oya jam me for backyard make we do one quickie and abeg wear short skirt and no mpeteri come oo.

@Anusman

The awards wey u dey find who u go dash.
I no want abeg just keep am u hear?
Kpelee

@Gilgee
This kongy dey do you something else
But i swear, if Ituen or Saucekid catch,
Ejighi Igbo agwa ya onye ocha,

gbam!!!!!!!!!!!

watchnight na so?

See eeh Gilgee
The best think for u is to hold torch for them
At least u feel the sensation and probably wet dreams
Thats Ok for you now eeh or what do you think Night Nurse??

Clemcyculinhointuendinho Bibsbinho

@nightnurse,

Just look them up on Nairaland around the Romance section and ask 'em. I don't save people's picture on my computer.

bibs:

Clemcyculinhointuendinho Bibsbinho

Wrong thread.

all of una dey fight for my award.

i laugh all of una in vernacular.

Only in vernacular?

Make you join zulu and swahili na
. Agbaya!

y u com dey vex na, she bcoz d award no be for u?

instead make u dey beg ,u still dey make mouth?

i sorry for u o

if he dey laff in venacular,e means to say na the only language wey dem teach for him school

he is under-languaged

Abeg make we revive that kill English and go free thread.

I miss my Gilgeerized dictionary

@nightnurse,
I heard, you visited ituen today, that guy is AJO ANU, Beware

Sammy the girl don refuse to hear advise.

perverts

ukpana nti ike na anu ife na ite ofee. nightnurse,  na be cause i want my grandfathere to marry you, na im make i dey concerned

See this boy wey heat rashes don finish inside mimi's g-string dey call us perverts.
TJ repent oo. . . Sammy I no join hand for that one oo.
You wan carry the egg wey I dey price since give your toothless grand father?

kai!

SAM MILLA:

ukpana nti ike na anu ife na ite ofee. nightnurse, na be cause i want my grandfathere to marry you, na im make i dey concerned

Why are you sampling them our eyes dear tyty?

This girl you don finish me! In fact your people go pay with interest.