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| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 5:21pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Christian: why are atheists forever fixated on the Christian God? atheist:  uncle moderator come and save me for i have no answers but questions.  2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by cyrexx: 6:46pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Image123: Christian: why are atheists forever fixated on the Christian God? 6 Likes
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| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by neversaynever(m): 7:33pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Image123: Christian: why are atheists forever fixated on the Christian God? i keep wondering why it's like that too, & i guess it's because serving him didn't work for them. They're always quoting bibles & displaying images of jesus. I thought it was atheism, not anti-christianity. #expects post to be hidden. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 8:19pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Christian: why don't you give your life to Christ? atheist: stop trolling me, i need some slack/space to keep my insanity.1 Like |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by dekung(m): 9:30pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
musKeeto: Christian: Science only expresses God, it can never discover God. Scientists can never disprove God.  lwkmd rotfl lmfao 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by wiegraf: 9:49pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
musKeeto: Christian: Science only expresses God, it can never discover God. Scientists can never disprove God. Yup, this one and the op are instant classics |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by rateade(m): 11:01pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
When bad happens to a Theist --- it's a test.... when the same happens to an Atheist (theists say its bcuz they don't know God) e.g.. 'JOB' in the bible whr an "all loving GOD" allowed pple to die just to prove a point to the saint.... all loving indeed Qus: Why won't an "all lovin God" heal amputees? Ans: Because he loves them too much.....all loving indeed 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 12:38am On Mar 23, 2013 |
Christian: do you know that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God? atheist: Never, i try to be the best I can to MY definition of best, I'm better than christians. |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by ghostofsparta(m): 12:40am On Mar 23, 2013 |
As an A'theist instead of an Atheist, I will like to share this recurring conversations in my life between me and my street buddies. Friend 1 : Okay, okay, we don hear your argument but let me 'aks' you, Who created you? Me/A'theist: Since when has someone being required to manufacture me or human? Friend 3: No, no, you don't understand, what he's trying to ask you is who is your maker? Me/A'theist: Nobody made me. scientifically speaking though. Friend 4: Guy, you normal so, but shey you gree say no be you make yoursef sha? Me/A'theist: Yes ofcourse, I gree Friend 1 &2: henhen! Who is your creator then? Friend 4: who kon give you your life? Friend 3: who is the maker of your flesh and blood? Me/A'theist: if you all are asking to know who created me, then the answer simply is my father and mother thus the question should be 'what' rather than who. Friends: Guy na God create you, you better believe Me/A'theist: Lai Lai, I can't accept that, I was created as result of the fusion between a spermatozoan and an egg-ovary. Period. Friend 5: wetin be funsho, wetin be sperm? Me/A'theist: fertilisation na im take place... Friend 5: ogbeni, no go dey deceive yoursef o, na almighty God create you, your papa, your mama, your grandpapa and your great, great grand father. I pity you, you too dey read nonsense. Na im dey worry you. Me/A'theist: wetin I know be say, no be God create me sha, another thing... Friend 1,2 and 4: *cuts in* So you don't believe in God? Me/A'theist: which God? all street friends: which God!? *barrage* the almighty God, King of Kings, hell shall die, the beginning and the end, Jeovah Jireh etc... Me/A'theist: Guys, guys, hold on, make una wait first na, hold on first, make I clarify something first of all. all of them: *barrage still on* Father of all Nations, ancient of days, King of Judah, the one and only, redeemer, the truth and the light, blah, blah, blah... Me/A'theist: *upped voice* okay, okay, ok o! I say I don hear but can we let us first agree on a definition of who exactly is God. friend 4: wetin you wan tok? Guy you no get sense at all, how you go tok say God no dey, na WA for you sef. Me/A'theist: Just try and listen first.... God is an English word used to describe a supreme being? An omnipotent, omniscient deity that is very powerful than everything in the world, abi na? all of them: yes, yes na im....rock of ages, the almighty God. Me/A'theist: since God is an English word to describe such, therefore the God of the Jews is YHAWEH aka Jeovah, that of the Arabs is Allah, and since we African pagans don't have a deity that befits such description as the creator of the universe or maker of human being, or a regretting and destroying God therefore I don't accept the believe in the English God of the Abrahamic monotheistic deity. Friend 5: guy all dat won na grammar jor, but which God you kon believe in? Shango? Me/A'theist: Why not. Afterall Shango do respond Friend 2: So you be pagan. U dey worship idol. Me/A'theist: Our ancestor's don't call it pagan, You called it so, you got it wrong... Friend 4: Make una leave this won alone, e don finish. Me/A'theist: Why haven't your almighty God protected it followers from Bokoharam up north? If you have 'ifura', a danger-alerting device made from native science it will warn you of incoming danger. Yet the knowledge of 'ifura' is from one the Yoruba deities you religionists calls pagan, false god, demon. If bokos were to storm Lagos or Ibadan, do you think you Christian stand a chance, won't it be the OPC boys to engage them with their Juju science you call pagan and fetish whereas your crucifix can't help. The same in the east too. Street buddies: In short mo die this matter, make we close this chapter, how school tinz na.... 9 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by rateade(m): 7:56am On Mar 23, 2013 |
manmustwac: Theist: How can you be moral without God?Athiest: so u mean cutting pples arms(sharia) just because they stole sumtin and blowing pple up is moral? 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Heatblast(m): 8:20am On Mar 23, 2013 |
News: Chile/Haiti earth quake Christian: *ignores* News: Japanese earth quake Christian: ah, my god is punishing them for their unbelief. 11 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 5:26am On Mar 25, 2013 |
onyfrank: Yes! If the earth was billion of yrs old, humans & animals would've drank it all up. We would have no oceans. Yet d oceans take up 75% of d globe. https://www.nairaland.com/1235633/even-water-proves-atheism-false#14914520 10 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 6:48am On Mar 26, 2013 |
^^^^ This thread keeps getting better... Bidam: These guys that always claim they don't believe in God because He is unseen. I wonder whether they have seen carbon dioxide and nitrogen because they also have a cycle as we were taught in biology. |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 6:54am On Mar 26, 2013 |
They usually tell me they've never met a Nigerian atheist before, followed by this same banal question; CAN I invite YOU to COME TO MY CHURCH? Yes you can, but .....no, thank you, your church won't change shoit. |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 10:36am On Mar 26, 2013 |
you for also quote the first davidlyan quote on page 1 i think, muskee. |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Image123: you for also quote the first davidlyan quote on page 1 i think, muskee.I believe I'm entitled to skip rubbish. In your case, I choose to make an exception. Why not troll and move on? And where's our bible verse for the day? |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 1:44pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
musKeeto: Christian: So because you don't see God, you think he doesn't exist? rotfl Atleast the existence of oxygen can be proven  1 Like |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
musKeeto: Atheist: Why don't you worship the God of your ancestors? ROTFLLLLLL |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 1:46pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
LMAO this thread is killing me |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 1:49pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcqaHxI5-P8 Christian: I couldn't imagine living in a world where God didn't exist. I wouldn't want to. Atheist: How do you know you're not deluding yourself? For me, I'd need proof. Christian: Proof? Did you love your father? Prove it. 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by ghostofsparta(m): 7:58pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Christian: When we die, we either go to heaven or hell. Lawyer: then why would there be a judgment day? 5 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 9:50pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
musKeeto:i understand that you'll have to make exceptions when it comes to me. You should dwell on posts like that davidlyans post that i mentioned, instead of cherry picking as usual in the hope that there is no God or that Yahweh is not watching you. What dõ you mean by Bible verse for the day, that seems like the second time you're referencing that? |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by RedLight1: 12:58pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
funny thread |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by tobechi20(m): 1:56pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Galaxy.Note.II:at least existence of Jesus can been proven 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by GalaxyNoteII: 4:04pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
tobechi20: at least existence of Jesus can been proven |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Image123(m): 2:56pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
how timely. |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by ezme(m): 7:38pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Atheist: No one has seen your god; I cannot independently verify his existence. Christian: God requires you to believe in him by faith, only then can he reveal himself to you. Atheist: I haven't seen the devil also. Am I required to believe in his existence by faith too? 4 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Image123: Christian: do you see how men in reality continue to discover the facts written in the Bible while the beliefs of the atheists are constantly remixed and edited? Desperate trolling? |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by ijawkid(m): 10:50pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Logicboy03: I just don't knw why the thread I opened was closed........ Oya tell me where u go hide since??........  ........ |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by NoProphecy: 5:52am On Mar 30, 2013 |
tobechi20: at least existence of Jesus can been proven Yes! Jesus can be proven. I saw him play football last year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesús_Sánchez_García Take that you stupid atheists! 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Nigerian Christians Ask Atheists.. by Yvete(f): 4:31pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
FYI: Christianity is not intellectual suicide. Sick of these atheists seeking undue attention. Why don't you open a thread titled, " Funny questions Muslims ask". Got nerves?  6 Likes |
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