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Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by mawwime: 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
Husby wanted! grin Yes .... only serious and eligible applicants invited.

Wifey-to-be
Ethnicity : Africaine (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Not tall, not Short.
Complexion: Not dark, not fair.
Stature: Slim
Age: 30 (Will check Birth Certificate and ask mum again to be sure grin)
Atractiveness: It depends on what's in your eye but my mum says bootiful kiss
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Fantabulous
Personality: Confident. Romantic. Considerate. Optimist. Solution-driven. Goal-oriented. Humble. Loyal. God-fearing. Likes own space. Thrives in a loving and supporting environment. Listener.
On S.E-X : No cheating. No Kinky, SM or back entry. Anything else goes.
Kids wanted: Minimum 0, Maximum 12. Daz all! cheesy


Husby-to-be
Ethnicity : Africain (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Any
Complexion: Any
Age: 21 - 75 cool (If you are under 21, please, forward this to your uncle, dad or grand-dad)
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Must not be dry
Personality: Godly. Integrous.
Pockets: Must be able to afford Mahr of ₦12M cool and look after Wife and Kids.
Lives in: Nigeria (but not compulsory)


Any questions welcome but be prepared to be asked the same. Daz all ...... for now!
If you are interested in becoming the Oga At The Top, please, send your application to :
mamafrique at rocketmail dot com kiss kiss kiss

@MOD: Front Page, please.
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by Dyt(f): 5:54pm On Mar 21, 2013
U sure knows ow to make one laugh
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by mikuz(m): 12:06am On Mar 22, 2013
Nice try . . .
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by Nobody: 6:30am On Mar 22, 2013
mawwime: Husby wanted! grin Yes .... only serious and eligible applicants invited.

Wifey-to-be
Ethnicity : Africaine (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Not tall, not Short.
Complexion: Not dark, not fair.
Stature: Slim
Age: 30 (Will check Birth Certificate and ask mum again to be sure grin)
Atractiveness: It depends on what's in your eye but my mum says bootiful kiss
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Fantabulous
Personality: Confident. Romantic. Considerate. Optimist. Solution-driven. Goal-oriented. Humble. Loyal. God-fearing. Likes own space. Thrives in a loving and supporting environment. Listener.
On S.E-X : No cheating. No Kinky, SM or back entry. Anything else goes.
Kids wanted: Minimum 0, Maximum 12. Daz all! cheesy


Husby-to-be
Ethnicity : Africain (Omo Nigeria rere)
Height: Any
Complexion: Any
Age: 21 - 75 cool (If you are under 21, please, forward this to your uncle, dad or grand-dad)
Education: University of Life
Sense of humour : Must not be dry
Personality: Godly. Integrous.
Pockets: Must be able to afford Mahr of ₦12M cool and look after Wife and Kids.
Lives in: Nigeria (but not compulsory)


Any questions welcome but be prepared to be asked the same. Daz all ...... for now!
If you are interested in becoming the Oga At The Top, please, send your application to :
mamafrique at rocketmail dot com kiss kiss kiss

@MOD: Front Page, please.

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