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To All My Enemies :When I Die by ebamma(m): 9:53pm On Mar 23, 2013
To all my enemies when i die
1)Na god go punish u if i die u come to chop rice for my burial
2)Na god go punish u if u waka come my burial with spoon for pocket were u go use chop item 6
3)na god go punish u if when u see my relatives at my burial, u will shed crocodile tears and claim that u missed a rare gem
4)na god go punish u if u waka come my burial without breakfast becos u know say rice and stew go dey very plenty for my burial occasion
5)na god go punish u if u come overfeed yourself for my burial food
6)na god go punish u if u drink till u are drunk for my burial beer
7)na god go punish u if u even come my burial sef
Re: To All My Enemies :When I Die by classikelly: 1:32pm On Mar 25, 2013
we dey wait ur death sef
ebamma: To all my enemies when i die
1)Na god go punish u if i die u no come chop rice for my burial
2)Na god go punish u if u waka no come my burial with spoon for pocket were u go use chop item 6
3)na god go punish u if when u see my relatives at my burial, u no shed crocodile tears and claim that u missed a rare gem
4)na god go punish u if u waka no come my burial without breakfast becos u know say rice and stew go dey very plenty for my burial occasion
5)na god go punish u if u no come overfeed yourself for my burial food
6)na god go punish u if u no drink till u are drunk for my burial beer
7)na god go punish u if u no even come my burial sef
Re: To All My Enemies :When I Die by Nobody: 3:29pm On Mar 26, 2013
mstchew waste of mb.abeg do quick die jare

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