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Conversation Between A British Airways Pilot And Aminu Kano Int Airport Tower. by abdulkayus(m): 8:32am On Mar 27, 2013
A british airways flight from London to Abuja develops a fault in Nigerian airspace.

Very worried, the captain calls the Aminu Kano Int airport being closer to him than Abuja

"Aminu Kano airport, this is captain Smith reporting from flight 007"
"Do you copy"

Kano tower; "caftin simiz, yaya dai, yes we kofi"

BA; "flight 007 reporting technical faults"

KT; "kai haba!!"

BA; "sorry tower, couldnt understand that"

KT; "okay, plight zero zero seben, kan you tune fawa in injin?"

BA; "negative power, first engine on fire, second engine smoking"

KT; "buro ubannan, da gaske?!!"

BA; "negative, didnt copy. Wat did u said?"

KT;" kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousan pit?"

BA; "negative tower, wings wont respond"

KT; "waiyooo, tashin hankali"

BA! "negative, didnt copy what u said tower"

KT; "okay, d flane will kom down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun ya taya at altitude sis thousan pits due to sebenty digri north"

BA; "negative, cant activate d land gear"

KT; "inna lillahi, wa inna ilaihin raji'un"

BA; "awaiting order, flight 007"

KT; "wani order? Ai naku ya kare kawai!!, okay, caftin simiz, refit apta me"

BA; "okau what?"

KT; "sai shahada kawai"

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Re: Conversation Between A British Airways Pilot And Aminu Kano Int Airport Tower. by Olisa4all: 9:00am On Mar 27, 2013
ROFL cheesy
Re: Conversation Between A British Airways Pilot And Aminu Kano Int Airport Tower. by israel007: 11:46pm On Mar 27, 2013
Now that's a joke.



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