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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jul 08, 2013
Thankgod I no get comment here.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Lilimax(f): 4:44pm On Jul 08, 2013
Shey na pidgin English we go dey yarn for here?
Seun never delete rule 21 for NL.
My hand no dey ooo grin grin grin

***I'm just passing***
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013
Buy Your Recharge Cards Here
my point: if its yours, do u have to buy it?!

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fear catch me, but I no run
Look at Aunty's cocking shoe
Abeg carry your craze enter bush
Virgin no dey maternity ward
Hungry is catching me
SH.it is catching me
Do you have ice water
NEPA have seize the light
Rain water is pouring a lot
Then I come and start going, then she come and stop me
The soup has correct scent

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin lol I love it!!!
LoL truth is I love everythin tht has to do wif nigeria/ns sef

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by HayZee06(m): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2013
I will not ba o sere mo
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ashmark(m): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2013
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infobiz9ja(m): 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2013
RedBenson: Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here?

Ibere?

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin smileyand then you call yourself The best in english with that gross grammatically irregularity laungage. Lol but i like it its nice especially when an igbo talks!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Amule5000us(m): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ZackiGp(m): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
The girl get K-LEG.
Her broda get BONE-LEG.
I don PANSH dat CHIC.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by kingarizona(m): 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013
If I hear....
That is what you for done talk since nah!!
I yaf go o
Love is catching me
Afraid is catching me
Fear have catch
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013
Where are you going? I am coming.

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

Chineke oo. You made my day. Cant stop laughing. "Oya come and be going".....Guilty as charged. I don even tell Oyinbo that thing before sef!! Choi.

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by NSNA: 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013
The Light as come

I once told my teacher long time ago when he asked why i did not do my homework

they took the light
he asked

to where
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: Where are you going? I am coming.

Nigerians say this one a lot. I used to say same to mum when i wanted to sneak outa the house grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tebill(m): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013
first to reach
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by supaeagles(m): 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2013
porshoe : for pursue
pick race : to run away, vamoose
mami wata : for mermaid

example: I pick race comot from the river when I saw the mamiwater in case she porshoe me.

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by femolala1: 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2013
I CAN NOT COME AND DIE

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Christmasdon(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2013
I wan kolo.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by toskut(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2013
Una no go kill person for nairaland.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013
I rather kill myself than to commit suicide grin

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Crownvilla(m): 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013
What is your own consign?

The Holy Ghost is hoovering in this service.

I was on my kneels praying.

Look inside the cumpboard.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by dbride: 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013
You all made my day. Laughter galore. Nigerians are great people. English Nigerian style

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Christmasdon(m): 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
If i cash you. Yu go hearam.

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ajibam: 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
I dey tell U
Endtime tins

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoshiMaster: 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
[size=15pt]IS IT A BEANS?
IS IT A YAM?
IS IT A PORRARROO?
[/size]

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by agitator: 4:56pm On Jul 08, 2013
do am small small.
we go dem john dem house.
carry go nothing do you
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2013
My guy how far?
Please shift your yansh small
My leg is paining me
John your thing too big..
Do you want to wound me
I WILL INJURE YOU OHH.!!
Who be that..? Na me ohh.. Na me who??!!

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2013
Crownvilla: What is your own consign?

The Holy Ghost is hoovering in this service.

grin

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by slimchimex(m): 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2013
NAIRALAND...What Others Wish They Were
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2013
lets go back to drawin board abeg na concord tinzoooooh who go be our teacher?

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