Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,150,521 members, 7,808,902 topics. Date: Thursday, 25 April 2024 at 07:02 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup (1068 Views)
Breaking: President Jonathan Declares Office Of The First Lady Vacant / BREAKING NEWS! President Goodluck Jonathan Honours Wife With GCFR / BREAKING NEWS: President Goodluck Jonathan 2 Honour His Wife, D 1st Lady . (2) (3) (4)
BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Nobody: 3:45am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Mutious troop led by an army major Gen. Isa Lawal has captured the Nigerian seat of power on sunday night leaving scores of civillians and military officers dead. The Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathan and few of his aides were reported to have been whisked away from the presidential villa in a military helicopter amid heavy gunfire after mutinous soldiers in armoured vehicles attacked the seat of power Aso-Rock. Some state governors,ministers and national assembly members were said to have been taken on hostage by the new military government in Nigeria. Please don't be hoaxed;it's April fool's prank! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by koolpal(m): 5:08am On Apr 01, 2013 |
..,APRIL FOOL |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by citizenisb: 6:44am On Apr 01, 2013 |
You should be arrested and shot for treason as a deterrent to people who put up crazy things on the Internet and do not take responsibility for their actions. In the UK your twitter or Facebook posts can be used to convict you. 1 Like |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Nobody: 6:48am On Apr 01, 2013 |
April fool...una no fit catch me today.I'm at alert. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Jakumo(m): 6:55am On Apr 01, 2013 |
There is no cause for alarm. Please go about your normal business of cheating on your wife, looting treasuries, patronizing juju doctors and talking chit on the net. In a few moments, Lance Corporal Musiwa99, of the Satellite Picture fame, will deliver a rambling speech explaining the need for all southern Nigerians to flee to the Benin Republic at once. I repeat, there is NO cause for alarm. We have custody of all new wives that are declared missing during the confusion of this bloodless, beer-soaked coup, and the fine ones will all get a thorough seeing-to, before they are allowed to rejoin their respective husbands, who will be expected to thank the new government in writing, for the privilege. 1 Like |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Flye: 7:03am On Apr 01, 2013 |
U must be a fool for using such sensitive, dangerious and inciting thing like this as april fool. Do u know how many lives u have put at risk or endanger with this ur ideotic and stupid April fool, do u know how many peaple u ve incited into thinking about coup detat. Some Nigerians like u just do things somehow with out regard to the aftamarth of what it can cause. Shame on u, fool!!! Seun becarefull of some fools like this otherwise ur site might be shut down because of some ideot like him. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Nobody: 7:17am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Jakumo: There is no cause for alarm. Please go about your normal business of cheating on your wife, looting treasuries, patronizing juju doctors and talking chit on the net. In a few moments, Lance Corporal Musiwa99, of the Satellite Picture fame, will deliver a rambling speech explaining the need for all southern Nigerians to flee to the Benin Republic at once! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Kolade9(m): 7:40am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Lame!!!!! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by Mobsync(m): 7:42am On Apr 01, 2013 |
citizenisb: You should be arrested and shot for treason as a deterrent to people who put up crazy things on the Internet and do not take responsibility for their actions. In the UK your twitter or Facebook posts can be used to convict you. Today's April fool's day. He has "diplomatic immunity" |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by kolajoo(m): 7:51am On Apr 01, 2013 |
APRIL FOOOL NL'S |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by bigmo1(m): 8:04am On Apr 01, 2013 |
citizenisb: You should be arrested and shot for treason as a deterrent to people who put up crazy things on the Internet and do not take responsibility for their actions. In the UK your twitter or Facebook posts can be used to convict you.Story! story! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS President Jonathan Fled As Military Takeover In A Coup by hariorh: 8:23am On Apr 01, 2013 |
So some people still fall for these lame tricks on an easter monday? Na wa o! |
(1) (Reply)
Made In Naija Enguish / You Think You Are Smart? / Enjoy This!
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15 |