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If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:12am On Apr 02, 2013
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another–
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND
BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don’t Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
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So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Feedmemore(f): 12:23am On Apr 02, 2013
I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 tongue
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:26am On Apr 02, 2013
Feed me more: I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 tongue

grin you're a virtuous woman!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:46am On Apr 02, 2013
I like Fidelity Bank and Guarantee Trust Bank grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by bigt2(m): 1:04am On Apr 02, 2013
I prefer first and fidelity bank cool
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:15am On Apr 02, 2013
CFCfan: I like Fidelity Bank and Guarantee Trust Bank grin

Sho! You be woman!! shocked
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:25am On Apr 02, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Sho! You be woman!! shocked

I no be woman, I just like women that have the qualities of Fidelity and Guarantee Bank.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:26am On Apr 02, 2013
Personally, i'll open a credit card account with Skye bank, bank with diamond bank while i keep my 401k savings in fidelity bank cheesy

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:28am On Apr 02, 2013
Feed me more: I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 tongue
Be my bank :* cool
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:30am On Apr 02, 2013
2legit2qwt:
Be my bank :* cool

So that she can feed you more, right? grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:34am On Apr 02, 2013
CFCfan:

So that she can feed you more, right? grin
So i can deposit my cash in her atm (_$_) grin grin

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by k2039: 2:49am On Apr 02, 2013
[size=13pt] Mine is The World Bank[/size]

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Desloaaa(f): 9:09am On Apr 02, 2013
FIDELITY BANK!
but i no gbadun dat bank stil..
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 6:51pm On Apr 02, 2013
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 9:37am On Apr 03, 2013
My bank Fidelity and Diamond
Poster u forgot to include Access Bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:52am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: My bank Fidelity and Diamond
Poster u forgot to include Access Bank

undecided what's their units of stock in Nigeria stock exchange trading floor
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 9:57am On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


undecided what's their units of stock in Nigeria stock exchange trading floor

did u state other bank's stock unit before categorizing them? undecided
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 10:06am On Apr 03, 2013
FIRST INLAND BANK!! wink
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:16am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: did u state other bank's stock unit before categorizing them? undecided

Truth be say I no remember say Access bank follow! tongue
Apologies to all customers of Access Bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:17am On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Truth be say I no remember say Access bank follow! tongue
Apologies to all customers of Access Bank
oya match make them nau
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:19am On Apr 03, 2013
~vicky~:
FIRST INLAND BANK!! wink

shocked I hate FINBANK girls.... Very dangerous and poisonous girls!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:22am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: oya match make them nau

Access bank girls........ Those girls who are ugly facially but got big, round ikebe and pointed boobs!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 10:29am On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


shocked I hate FINBANK girls.... Very dangerous and poisonous girls!


we hate you too wink

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:36am On Apr 03, 2013
~vicky~:


we hate you too wink

grin Thank God! No be me una go send early grave
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:47am On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Access bank girls........ Those girls who are ugly facially but got big, round ikebe and pointed boobs!
Na lie
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:49am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: Na lie

grin My Honorable PA.... Help me out na?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:52am On Apr 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


grin My Honorable PA.... Help me out na?

just try.
bwt am not taking dat position see d one i indicate interest on
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: just try.
bwt am not taking dat position see d one i indicate interest on

I want your office to be active...... As a Treasurer, you'll only be keeping accounts of funds!
GO and PA's are the only ones who have the legitimate rights to withdraw funds!!
Accept the position and dine with kings!!!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 11:03am On Apr 03, 2013
Ok, ill move to d next ministry
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:10am On Apr 03, 2013
Beync: Ok, ill move to d next ministry

You have made a wise decision..... The keys to your 2 bedroom flat and your new brand official car will be handed over to you by the secretary!
Congratulations!!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by sunnyt1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 03, 2013
What of bank of the north and savanna bank
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:24pm On Apr 03, 2013
sunny t: What of bank of the north and savanna bank

shocked Nice one...... I never though about these banks! They are definitely Hausa and fulani babes..... I really don't know much about em!

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