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Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2013
If I should say I composed this stuff myself, some people will come and crucify me but then make una enjoy sha.... Una fit drop una own.... grin grin grin grin


1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich
dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an
enemy of progress. Jst
draw a timetable for both of U

2. U be 35yr old first class graduate
without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... Ur life is on
SOS

3. Mumu girl said: "I dated him for
GOOD 10 years and he
broke my heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the years?

4. I overheard a girl talking to her
BF, initially I thought she
was talking to God, cos the things
she asked for only God
can provide dem
Ladies, the only man you are
allowed to chase,I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that
stole your purse

5. Why take Marriage counselling
from a Single? That's
worse than Stevie Wonder giving
Ray Charles &
Cobhams driving lessons.

6. I'm sure your mother did not give
you breast scattered
with tattoos, stretch marks, and
Eczema... Pls allow your
children enjoy same.

6. Nollywood has influenced us too
much thz days. I murder
Cockroaches by covering their
face with a pillow and
pressing hard
I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was
in Coma for 3wks when
d nurse played her song on her
fone. I had to stand up... to
remove her battery

7. Nollywood please na!☹ How can a
ghost fall down while
chasing someone?

8. At 23, Ur boobs ve already
observed eternal rest & Full
time sleeping mode. Yet U are
forming "hard to get"
Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U

9. Our Igbo brothers in China are
involved if Ur BB has TV,
MicroWave, Torch, Nail
cutter,Toothbru sh, Lighter and
Food flask in it

10. "She's making me bark like a
Bingo... she got me dancing
Alingo" ...I still don't understand
why Mary Slessor
stopped d Killing of Twins

11. Back then in Primary school, I
used to think that song was
"I have seen, seen the DANFO of
satan" *sighs*

12. That was how my neighbour
named her triplet Faith,
Faithful & Faithfulness... who did
those innocent children
offend??☹

13. Opportunity knocks but once, if
you hear a second
knock, bros check well, Na
Jehovah witness.

14. Now dat SEX is so cheap &
rampant, decent girls hav
bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are
endangered species,
while LOVE is gradually becoming
a MYTH

15. Some ppl will come to visit U, and
forget to take their
Odour with them when leaving.
Their odour becomes Ur
permanent room mate.☹

16. So because Ur picture no fine, U
dey claim say"Beauty is
from within" Y U NO take X- ray do
Ur Profile picture?

17. Going for an interview at a
bank....dresses like Cabo
Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur
parents didnt use U for
Blood money

18. Ur partner buys U toothbrush,
toothpaste, dental floss,
& chewing stick for Xmas; & U
still don't get d msg. Ur
stupidity don enter Google map
Even those that have heads like
cabin biscuit be keeping
Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*

19. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house,
fightin ur siblings ova
who gets d head of fish. Is d
witch in ur village fanning
herself wit ur pic?

20. Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me
sey she make pizza
for me......I reach house see agege
bread with stew and
fish inside. *smh*

21. If not for anything, abeg still
Thank God sey Mosquito no
dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for
bloody shaa

22. Close ya mouth, no be you I dey talk about since, na the people around you and out there I dey complain about...
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by Danhumprey: 2:08pm On Apr 02, 2013
Dem don banned u again ni,foxybone?
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2013
Danhumprey: Dem don banned u again ni,foxybone?

Na June na im Mukinabi.ch go release Foxybone o... Some people get mind sha.... To ban me since last year
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:20pm On Apr 02, 2013
Una no dey comment??


Let'z do a little romance...


https://www.nairaland.com/1244721/romantic-tale-true-story
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Apr 02, 2013
cheesy cheesy cheesy
funny but true really
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by dont8(m): 7:08am On Apr 03, 2013
Bad boy, I'll disown you again. But why post it twice
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:21am On Apr 03, 2013
dont8: Bad boy, I'll disown you again. But why post it twice

I tire wo grin grin grin

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