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Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
If I should say I composed this stuff myself, some people will come and crucify me but then make una enjoy sha.... Una fit drop una own.... 1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car. Don't get angry, dat will mk U an enemy of progress. Jst draw a timetable for both of U 2. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... Ur life is on SOS 3. Mumu girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? 4. I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, cos the things she asked for only God can provide dem Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase,I repeat CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse 5. Why take Marriage counselling from a Single? That's worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons. 6. I'm sure your mother did not give you breast scattered with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your children enjoy same. 6. Nollywood has influenced us too much thz days. I murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when d nurse played her song on her fone. I had to stand up... to remove her battery 7. Nollywood please na!☹ How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone? 8. At 23, Ur boobs ve already observed eternal rest & Full time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming "hard to get" Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U 9. Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV, MicroWave, Torch, Nail cutter,Toothbru sh, Lighter and Food flask in it 10. "She's making me bark like a Bingo... she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins 11. Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song was "I have seen, seen the DANFO of satan" *sighs* 12. That was how my neighbour named her triplet Faith, Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent children offend??☹ 13. Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness. 14. Now dat SEX is so cheap & rampant, decent girls hav bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are endangered species, while LOVE is gradually becoming a MYTH 15. Some ppl will come to visit U, and forget to take their Odour with them when leaving. Their odour becomes Ur permanent room mate.☹ 16. So because Ur picture no fine, U dey claim say"Beauty is from within" Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile picture? 17. Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Cabo Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur parents didnt use U for Blood money 18. Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, & chewing stick for Xmas; & U still don't get d msg. Ur stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping Mo' Hawks too. *sighs* 19. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village fanning herself wit ur pic? 20. Na so my Ibadan girl-friend tell me sey she make pizza for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and fish inside. *smh* 21. If not for anything, abeg still Thank God sey Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for bloody shaa 22. Close ya mouth, no be you I dey talk about since, na the people around you and out there I dey complain about... |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by Danhumprey: 2:08pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Dem don banned u again ni,foxybone? |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Danhumprey: Dem don banned u again ni,foxybone? Na June na im Mukinabi.ch go release Foxybone o... Some people get mind sha.... To ban me since last year |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:20pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Una no dey comment?? Let'z do a little romance... https://www.nairaland.com/1244721/romantic-tale-true-story |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
funny but true really |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by dont8(m): 7:08am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Bad boy, I'll disown you again. But why post it twice |
Re: Ah! Ah! What Happen !!!!!! by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:21am On Apr 03, 2013 |
dont8: Bad boy, I'll disown you again. But why post it twice I tire wo |
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