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Equations For Those That Love Mathematics by fitzmayowa: 11:04am On Apr 04, 2013 |
Equation 1 Human = eat + work + sleep + enjoy Donkey = eat + work + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human- enjoy = Donkey in other words, A Human that does not know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore : Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man - earn money = Donkey in other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey Equation 3 Woman = eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman - spend = Donkey in other words, Woman that doesn't spend = Donkey. To conclude From equation 2 and equation 3, Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend. So Man earns money not to allow woman become donkey! And a woman spends so man won't become a donkey! So, we have Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore, from postulates 1,2 and 3 we can conclude that: Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that lives happily together 1 Like |
Re: Equations For Those That Love Mathematics by dooch(m): 8:38pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Re: Equations For Those That Love Mathematics by Ninilowo(m): 10:30pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
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