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Equations For Those That Love Mathematics by fitzmayowa: 11:04am On Apr 04, 2013
Equation 1
Human = eat + work + sleep + enjoy

Donkey = eat + work + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human- enjoy = Donkey in other words, A Human that does not know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore :

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey in other words, Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman - spend = Donkey in other words, Woman that doesn't spend = Donkey. To conclude

From equation 2 and equation 3, Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend. So Man earns money not to allow woman become donkey!
And a woman spends so man won't become a donkey!

So, we have
Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore, from postulates 1,2 and 3 we can conclude that:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that lives happily together

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