CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES***
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you
a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have
you. I will be expecting you sweet.
**AFTER DROPPING THE CALL**
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again,she thinks I will
buy her drinks with my money again, she must be
joking.
**TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS**
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
**AFTER DROPPING THE CALL**
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always
great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they
never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each other’s back.
TRUE or FALSE??