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Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
1. Age:Men lie at least 5 years older than they really are. 2. Height:Men of lower growth feel insecure in front of some beautiful girl with high heels. 3. Earnings:Men feel more powerful at a time when they mention of how well they stand financially. 4. Sexual activity:Sexual power is a very powerful tool especially during man's conversation. This is why very in such stories men will sneak in an occasional lie. 5. Size of masculinity:This area really is not necessary to explain because from time immemorial, the size of masculinity was the proof of manhood. 6. Ma§turbation:You must be aware that 99.9% of men ma§turbate regularly, if you don't like it then don't ask anything. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 12:52pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Jan8: 6. Ma§turbation:You must be aware that 99.9% of men ma§turbate regularly, if you don't like it then don't ask anything.i dnt becus 57% of d worlds population are woman wit p_ussies 1 Like |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by 190: 1:27pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
My favourite lie: I love you 4 Likes |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 1:29pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
190: My favourite lie:#jumps into river water# |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 1:34pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
190: My favourite lie: That should be considered a crime ,that's sacred for some people |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by 190: 1:39pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Princeparix: #jumps into river water# Na u Sabi stay there 1 Like |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 1:45pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
190:#swims out# na u talk say promise and fell na crime #gets a life jacket and jumps back# |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nikkypearl(f): 2:25pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
190: My favourite lie:u dis guy en?must u make me laff all d tym |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 2:37pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
nikkypearl: u dis guy en?must u make me laff all d tymlol...really?? |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 2:38pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Princeparix: i dnt becus 57% of d worlds population are woman wit p_ussieshmmmm... |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by clemz85(m): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
my best lie, i dn't have money. my amoured door 1 Like |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by mysticgal(f): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
there are more gals lets bring it out. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 4:50pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Lies told by men: 1. Come on in and we'll cuddle for a few minutes 2. Spankme.com isn't my homepage. Infact i don't watch porn. Someone must have put it there as a joke. 3. You're having a child doesn't have anything to do with me not wanting to get married. 4. I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet and credit cards at home. 5. I'm going to focus more on my work for now. 6. I don't think you're fat. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
Me: Hi Guy:Wassup Me: do you know who is speaking Guy:Not really Me:So you don't have my number again. You just forgot me. Guy: Baby I am sorry I lost my phone. I just retrieved my line right now. You are even my first caller |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
I have been trying your number since morning. Its been saying switched off. You can ask so so and so Sorry boo, my car broke down that's why I couldnt come again. Me: how was your night Guy: it was bad. Was thinking of you throughout. I couldn't sleep. Baby I can't make it again.my mum just called. I have to take her somewhere I would never do anything to hurt you. Baby the ATM is not dispensing. Can't you make your hair next month? My father has 5 swimming pools. Armed robbers came and stole 3. (A guy told me this) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:15pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
poshdiva: I have been trying your number since morning. Its been saying switched off. You can ask so so and so ewwoooo!! loooooooooolllll...the last one got me cracking. the guy na amateur liar! lol.armed robbers stole swimming pool...lol..even boko no fit do tht one..lol |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:26pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
poshdiva: ROTFL. But for real, someone told you this? |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:31pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
val_dee: For real he did. After that we started calling him ONI DODO! |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
poshdiva: The guy na confirmed learner. Pls what does the bolded mean? |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
val_dee: Dodo is used sometimes figuratively to mean 'lies'. So ONI DODO means the king of lies or the master of lies |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
poshdiva: Oh, I see. I bet that guy dont know what swiming pool is. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:53pm On Apr 11, 2013 |
poshdiva: I bet the guy don't know what swiming pool is. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by bizzle2: 3:29pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
ur opinion frm a professional point of view huh ..he he he. hw u been Jan8: Lies told by men: |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by fubbyy(m): 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Jan8: 1. Age:Men lie at least 5 years older than they really are.senseless, only no1 & 4 are the ones affiliated to your thread subject, you said things men lied about, explain no..2 , is that short men lie when they see women on high heel or what? Your thread needs to be adjusted, press modify |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by rapstar: 5:01pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
poster, u gat no point man. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
bizzle*:i've been fine and you? |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nichole2(f): 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
;One ting I know is all men lie , I am not de type dat falls inlove easily. Like I always say. I can fall in. And out of love easily , maybe its because of de kind of family I come from. , in my house we have a lot of males , I myself in my family am de only girl am realy close to my brothers. So I know all des games , I just hope wen de right guy comes I would learn to differenciate, no worries till dat day den. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 9:49pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
nichole2: ;One ting I know is all men lie , I am not de type dat falls inlove easily. Like I always say. I can fall in. And out of love easily , maybe its because of de kind of family I come from. , in my house we have a lot of males , I myself in my family am de only girl am realy close to my brothers. So I know all des games , I just hope wen de right guy comes I would learn to differenciate, no worries till dat day den.you're really lucky then... |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nichole2(f): 9:54pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Tanks , I guess wen u see tings , experience tings , hear tings. U soon have. A different point of look on life. And. Soon ur so used to it. It becomes part. Of u |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Ya. You have a point there. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by IamAthens(m): 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
maxwello.yg:its eida u'r a leaner or d guy left his lyin leaner's permit @home.. |
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by bizzle2: 11:17pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Men LIe, Women Lie, ppl Lie..fact of life, unfortunately a sizeable portion of the menfolk are apparently quite dexterous in dt ministry,this they do apparently to impress a sizeable portion of the womenfolk who apparently more often than not like to be lied to. I believe y'all apparently agree with my apparent position. |
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