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Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 11, 2013
1. Age:Men lie at least 5 years older than they really are.
2. Height:Men of lower growth feel insecure in front of some beautiful girl with high heels.
3. Earnings:Men feel more powerful at a time when they mention of how well they stand financially.
4. Sexual activity:Sexual power is a very powerful tool especially during man's conversation. This is why very in such stories men will sneak in an occasional lie.
5. Size of masculinity:This area really is not necessary to explain because from time immemorial, the size of masculinity was the proof of manhood.
6. Ma§turbation:You must be aware that 99.9% of men ma§turbate regularly, if you don't like it then don't ask anything.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 12:52pm On Apr 11, 2013
Jan8: 6. Ma§turbation:You must be aware that 99.9% of men ma§turbate regularly, if you don't like it then don't ask anything.
i dnt becus 57% of d worlds population are woman wit p_ussies

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Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by 190: 1:27pm On Apr 11, 2013
My favourite lie:
I love you embarassed embarassed

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Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 1:29pm On Apr 11, 2013
190: My favourite lie:
I love you embarassed embarassed
#jumps into river water#
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 1:34pm On Apr 11, 2013
190: My favourite lie:
I love you embarassed embarassed

That should be considered a crime undecided,that's sacred for some people angry
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by 190: 1:39pm On Apr 11, 2013
Princeparix: #jumps into river water#

Na u Sabi stay there

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Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Princeparix(m): 1:45pm On Apr 11, 2013
190:

Na u Sabi stay there
#swims out# na u talk say promise and fell na crime
#gets a life jacket and jumps back#
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nikkypearl(f): 2:25pm On Apr 11, 2013
190: My favourite lie:
I love you embarassed embarassed
shocked cheesy u dis guy en?must u make me laff all d tym
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 2:37pm On Apr 11, 2013
nikkypearl: shocked cheesy u dis guy en?must u make me laff all d tym
lol...really?? cheesy
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 2:38pm On Apr 11, 2013
Princeparix: i dnt becus 57% of d worlds population are woman wit p_ussies
shocked hmmmm...
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by clemz85(m): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2013
my best lie,
i dn't have money. my amoured door

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Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by mysticgal(f): 4:24pm On Apr 11, 2013
there are more gals lets bring it out.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 4:50pm On Apr 11, 2013
Lies told by men:
1. Come on in and we'll cuddle for a few minutes
2. Spankme.com isn't my homepage. Infact i don't watch porn. Someone must have put it there as a joke.
3. You're having a child doesn't have anything to do with me not wanting to get married.
4. I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet and credit cards at home.
5. I'm going to focus more on my work for now.
6. I don't think you're fat.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2013
Me: Hi
Guy:Wassup
Me: do you know who is speaking
Guy:Not really
Me:So you don't have my number again. You just forgot me.
Guy: Baby I am sorry I lost my phone. I just retrieved my line right now. You are even my first caller
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:04pm On Apr 11, 2013
I have been trying your number since morning. Its been saying switched off. You can ask so so and so

Sorry boo, my car broke down that's why I couldnt come again.

Me: how was your night
Guy: it was bad. Was thinking of you throughout. I couldn't sleep.

Baby I can't make it again.my mum just called. I have to take her somewhere

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Baby the ATM is not dispensing. Can't you make your hair next month?

My father has 5 swimming pools. Armed robbers came and stole 3. (A guy told me this)

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Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:15pm On Apr 11, 2013
poshdiva: I have been trying your number since morning. Its been saying switched off. You can ask so so and so

Sorry boo, my car broke down that's why I couldnt come again.

Me: how was your night
Guy: it was bad. Was thinking of you throughout. I couldn't sleep.

Baby I can't make it again.my mum just called. I have to take her somewhere

I would never do anything to hurt you.

Baby the ATM is not dispensing. Can't you make your hair next month?

My father has 5 swimming pools. Armed robbers came and stole 3. (A guy told me this)




ewwoooo!! loooooooooolllll...the last one got me cracking. the guy na amateur liar! lol.armed robbers stole swimming pool...lol..even boko no fit do tht one..lol
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:26pm On Apr 11, 2013
poshdiva:

My father has 5 swimming pools. Armed robbers came and stole 3. (A guy told me this)

ROTFL.

But for real, someone told you this?
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:31pm On Apr 11, 2013
val_dee:

ROTFL.

But for real, someone told you this?

For real he did. After that we started calling him ONI DODO!
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2013
poshdiva:

For real he did. After that we started calling him ONI DODO!

The guy na confirmed learner.
Pls what does the bolded mean?
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 11, 2013
val_dee:

The guy na confirmed learner.
Pls what does the bolded mean?

Dodo is used sometimes figuratively to mean 'lies'. So ONI DODO means the king of lies or the master of lies
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2013
poshdiva:

Dodo is used sometimes figuratively to mean 'lies'. So ONI DODO means the king of lies or the master of lies

Oh, I see.

I bet that guy dont know what swiming pool is.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:53pm On Apr 11, 2013
poshdiva:

Dodo is used sometimes figuratively to mean 'lies'. So ONI DODO means the king of lies or the master of lies

I bet the guy don't know what swiming pool is.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by bizzle2: 3:29pm On Apr 15, 2013
ur opinion frm a professional point of view huh ..he he he. hw u been
Jan8: Lies told by men:
1. Come on in and we'll cuddle for a few minutes
2. Spankme.com isn't my homepage. Infact i don't watch porn. Someone must have put it there as a joke.
3. You're having a child doesn't have anything to do with me not wanting to get married.
4. I'm sorry. I forgot my wallet and credit cards at home.
5. I'm going to focus more on my work for now.
6. I don't think you're fat.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by fubbyy(m): 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2013
Jan8: 1. Age:Men lie at least 5 years older than they really are.
2. Height:Men of lower growth feel insecure in front of some beautiful girl with high heels.
3. Earnings:Men feel more powerful at a time when they mention of how well they stand financially.
4. Sexual activity:Sexual power is a very powerful tool especially during man's conversation. This is why very in such stories men will sneak in an occasional lie.
5. Size of masculinity:This area really is not necessary to explain because from time immemorial, the size of masculinity was the proof of manhood.
6. Ma§turbation:You must be aware that 99.9% of men ma§turbate regularly, if you don't like it then don't ask anything.
senseless, only no1 & 4 are the ones affiliated to your thread subject, you said things men lied about, explain no..2 , is that short men lie when they see women on high heel or what?

Your thread needs to be adjusted, press modify
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by rapstar: 5:01pm On Apr 15, 2013
poster, u gat no point man.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2013
bizzle*:
ur opinion frm a professional point of view huh ..he he he. hw u been
i've been fine and you?grin
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nichole2(f): 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2013
;One ting I know is all men lie , I am not de type dat falls inlove easily. Like I always say. I can fall in. And out of love easily , maybe its because of de kind of family I come from. , in my house we have a lot of males , I myself in my family am de only girl am realy close to my brothers. So I know all des games , I just hope wen de right guy comes I would learn to differenciate, no worries till dat day den.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 9:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
nichole2: ;One ting I know is all men lie , I am not de type dat falls inlove easily. Like I always say. I can fall in. And out of love easily , maybe its because of de kind of family I come from. , in my house we have a lot of males , I myself in my family am de only girl am realy close to my brothers. So I know all des games , I just hope wen de right guy comes I would learn to differenciate, no worries till dat day den.
you're really lucky then...
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by nichole2(f): 9:54pm On Apr 15, 2013
Tanks , I guess wen u see tings , experience tings , hear tings. U soon have. A different point of look on life. And. Soon ur so used to it. It becomes part. Of u
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by Nobody: 10:54pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ya. You have a point there.
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by IamAthens(m): 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2013
maxwello.yg:





ewwoooo!! loooooooooolllll...the last one got me cracking. the guy na amateur liar! lol.armed robbers stole swimming pool...lol..even boko no fit do tht one..lol
its eida u'r a leaner or d guy left his lyin leaner's permit @home..
Re: Six Things Men Lie Mostly About by bizzle2: 11:17pm On Apr 15, 2013
Men LIe, Women Lie, ppl Lie..fact of life, unfortunately a sizeable portion of the menfolk are apparently quite dexterous in dt ministry,this they do apparently to impress a sizeable portion of the womenfolk who apparently more often than not like to be lied to. I believe y'all apparently agree with my apparent position. grin

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