North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html?mobify=0#entry-more


maybe dem no fit find the "START" button , una know say windows 8 get as e be

This baga is a very big joke. I thought it will be north Korea are making real their threats, now they are firing missiles to American bases and south Korea. Let them continue with nonstop missile test.

confusion247: This baga is a very big joke. I thought it will be north Korea are making real their threats, now they are firing missiles to American bases and south Korea. Let them continue with nonstop missile test.

Still oblivious to the inner working of politics and diplomacy. The guy has already gotten he set out for .

The toad looking muderfucker,holding the world at ransom. If it was gaddafi,america and nato would have bombed the hell out of libya.

seriously Kim wants to turn "North Korea" to "No Korea"

spywareczar: seriously Kim wants to turn "North Korea" to "No Korea"

The world probably don't need them.He is becoming too much of a nuisance.

WHy can't they make thier own computer if they can make Nuclear bomb they should b good enough to make computer ..right??

park well jooor. after all these boasting, i even thought they had their own operating system. i pity them. iran take note!!!!!

This guy is becoming more of a comedy. If you want to shoot, then shoot and don't talk

kopite: park well jooor. after all these boasting, i even thought they had their own operating system. i pity them. iran take note!!!!!

Iran take note of what? Are you a learner?

Why is he relying on software made by Americans to bumb Americans

Americans may have sent in the bug to destroy their system. This fool should go and read about America before embarking on this suicide mission.

If this report is true, that North Korea's missile technology is reliant on Bill Gates' Windows software, then I can only imagine the raucus laughter that is echoing through the corridors of The Pentagon, as the spoilt little megalomaniac fat phuck who inherited the post of dictator in North Korea attempts to bite the hand that feeds his missile launch computers.

Without question, the geographical entity known as North Korea will be comprehensively annihilated in a fire-storm of biblical proportions, if so much as a mortar round is launched at South Korea at any juncture during the next few weeks, and, in the context of global peace, that total erasure from the world map would certainly be a very desireable outcome that would serve as a lasting lesson to all future wanna-be tyrants who think they can poke Uncle Sam and the civilized world in the eye, and get away with it.

if u believe this, then u will believe anything. A country with nuclear weapons knowledge has been running Windows 95 and does not have enough knowledge to build an operating system. the korean propaganda is really working. human beings are so gullible.

I dey laugh oooh,

This should be in the jokes section
A North Korea whose hackers have been causing chaos in South Korea's banking and other industries is just weaning off Wondows 95?
Not funny at all

How on earth, do they run Win-98 on their missile systems huh?

N. Korea should stop joking.



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I have read the comments above and folks,you are thinking in a linear fashion albeit some of you naively. Have you heard of Propaganda? Ever heard of Maneouvre? Ever read arts of war? Have u considered this is war and everything goes? War includes baiting, decieving, punking, seducing, lying, scarecrowing, manipulating, false flags, false accusations, set ups, faking, feinting and feigning etc. I guess you havent read about world war 2 events and the mechanism and magic formular that lead the Allied forces to victory. Watch Troy and learn a little about war. Even U.S.A i bet knows N.Korea is trying to outmaneouvre them by acting a fool except they are neck deep into arrogance. Don't be decieved? The world doesn't know whether they even have these bombs ready and are trying to get U.S to lower their guards before they bite like vipers. I feel sorry for those of you who feel a dictator would allow himself and his nation to be ridiculed by something as flimsy as windows 8 when Kim Jung Un himself is a graduate of one of Switzerland's best and elite universities and has lived in europe almost all his life and has so much cash and underground connections. What happened to his own laptop? Or why didnt they use Windows 7? How where they able to test the nukes that cause the earth tremors trice? I feel history could be repeating itself and he could be taking orders from the hidden evil forces in the United States. Do you know that the N. Koreans took instruction from a certain quarter of the U.S Army in the Korean war when they fought the U.S officially backed south Korea and N.Korea knew all their moves through being preinformed? U.S plays games with the world and the world thinks U.S loves them. You don't even know the history of this crisis and that U.S provoked it? Their aim is to get Russian and China to bow before them political and economically through military means so that their elite can subgugated the world( pls i am not talking of Antichrist but infinite power, wealth and the ability to carry out covert military and scientific experiments freely. Even if N.Korea doesnt strike, Obama already gotten a pretext to seek $7.8bn for the upgrade of America's Nuclear Arsenal semi-legally as a Nuclear detterant. And there is supposed to be a nuclear disarmament treaty? It is a game of war and it's like chess. N.Korea knows better.

And some blockheads actually believe this crap?

North Korea already got the attention and respect they set out for. They were never going to bomb South Korea, or Japan or anywhere. They just want the World to give them time while on a negotiating table. If they dont strike fear into the west, their Nuclear programme will be stopped.

Imagine their excuse, windows 8. Lol. You think they dont have cyber wizards

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lol...poor guy...everybody is picking on him...he's only doing what he saw his daddy do...He needs different direction