There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like
that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all
down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I
was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand
seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I
leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my
wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison."