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Lies Men Tell by Stegomiah: 9:14am On Apr 13, 2013
*Lies MEN Tell*

1.I was in a meeting when you called.

2.I will catch a grenade for you

3.You look great in that make up

4.I've not sucked another bosom
since you travelled last year June.

5. I'll never cheat on you

6. Don't worry about her. She is just a friend

7..U are d most beautiful lady i've
ever seen in my life

8.'I love you'

9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

10.If lovin you was a crime, I'm ready to be locked up

11.I want to marry you

12.If loving is wrong i dont wanna be right

13.If this is not love that am feeling for you Baibe just shoot me.

Add your's....
Re: Lies Men Tell by fingard02k(m): 9:29am On Apr 13, 2013
Because you girls love lies
Re: Lies Men Tell by noskeybaba: 9:43am On Apr 13, 2013
Stegomiah: *Lies MEN Tell*


[s]9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!
[/s]

Baby.....just let me rub it around it and I swear I won't put it in

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Re: Lies Men Tell by Nobody: 9:53am On Apr 13, 2013
* you are my first love

*ur p*ssy is the sweetest
Re: Lies Men Tell by Stegomiah: 10:33am On Apr 15, 2013
If I do not see you in a day I will die
Re: Lies Men Tell by mataz(f): 12:23pm On Apr 15, 2013
Nice one number 9 is so true. Lmfao
Re: Lies Men Tell by KINGwax(m): 1:05pm On Apr 15, 2013
No 4 and 5 are the same and are not necessary. Not all men cheat!

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Re: Lies Men Tell by Confirmbabe(f): 2:08pm On Apr 15, 2013
They gist dier frnds d countless tyms dey've slpt wt a girl dat's jst a frnd. Or a girl dey neva touchd dat jst dumpd dier asses undecided
Re: Lies Men Tell by Stegomiah: 12:24pm On Sep 13, 2013
I can't do without you!
Re: Lies Men Tell by Monicasque(f): 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2013
wow so when we hear these lies what r we supposed to do? advice plz
Re: Lies Men Tell by yfo: 3:31pm On Sep 13, 2013
Monicasque: wow so when we hear these lies what r we supposed to do? advice plz

u cook up your feminine lies that work ever so well...

two can play that game wink
Re: Lies Men Tell by MightyThor(m): 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2013
noskeybaba:

Baby.....just let me rub it around it and I swear I won't put it in

Guilty of this on four different occasions and with three different girls (long ago sha).


9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!

This i actually did way back in my NYSC, Trisha was mad after the show and refuse to believe it was a reflex action. embarassed
Re: Lies Men Tell by UyiIredia(m): 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2013
* I can take care of you . . . while they're broke as f*ck

* Let's wait till marriage to have s€x . . . because one's impotent.

* . . . Till death do us part . . . and yet divorce is rampant, the marital vows should be changed to till divorce or death do us part.
Re: Lies Men Tell by lertee(f): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2013
Stegomiah: *Lies MEN Tell*

1.I was in a meeting when you called.
It depends on your man,if you know he is the busy type,you do not have to doubt that he was in a meeting

2.I will catch a grenade for you
No this is not a lie but an exaggeration

3.You look great in that make up
If your man is the type that apperiaciates make up,you don't have doubt this line.

4.I've not sucked another bosom
since you travelled last year June.
Yes it is possible he didn't do it

5. I'll never cheat on you
This one na first class lie

6. Don't worry about her. She is just a friend
Please worry,esp if she is hot,there are friends with benefits now.

7..U are d most beautiful lady i've
ever seen in my life
Lol,first degree lie Quite on point.

8.'I love you'
He does actually.

9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!
No comment on this one,na 100%

10.If lovin you was a crime, I'm ready to be locked up
lol

11.I want to marry you
This is true if you are dating the right man

12.If loving is wrong i dont wanna be right
Primary school things

13.If this is not love that am feeling for you Baibe just shoot me.
Yes this is a big lie because it is too lame
Add your's....
Re: Lies Men Tell by 190: 6:30pm On Sep 13, 2013
Like the lies i told my girl kalis that i'd never kiss another lady meanwhile i was getting tons of kisses grin grin
Re: Lies Men Tell by alienware(m): 7:25pm On Sep 13, 2013
Ladies love lies ! To make them feel Good. I do it all the time.
Re: Lies Men Tell by UyiIredia(m): 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2013
190: Like the lies i told my girl kalis that i'd never kiss another lady meanwhile i was getting tons of kisses grin grin

She fall my hand if she fell for the lame line.
Re: Lies Men Tell by Stegomiah: 7:53am On Sep 14, 2013
Monicasque: wow so when we hear these lies what r we supposed to do? advice plz

Hey girl, you don't need to work yourself up, its for fun

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