An obese man called a body fitting company n told dem he wanted 2 loose weight; so they told him of d different weight lose package they have! 5kg ,10kg n 20kg;
So he decided 2 strt with d 5kg ; after subscribing d nxt monin he heard a knock on his door, he opened lo n behold he saw a sexy looking lady wit bikinis telling him, if u can run n catch me u 'll hav sex wt me,afta d end of dat week he realised he had lost 5kg
D man was impressed n booked 4d 10kg, d nxt monin he saw an even hotter lady wt more revealing bikinis telling him 2 come get her, dat week he realised he had lost 10kg; the man was wonderfully impressed,
He 4da decided 2 go in for d 20kg lose, wen he called he was asked if he was really ready 4 it? "Of course yes" he said. And so he booked 4 20kg lose
D next monin he heard a knock on his door, wt smiling face he opened d door! N saw a stack Nude man telling him if I catch U, I'll have sex with you
Dat week he lost 70kg....

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You did good.

I have posted this joke before, very very funny....

Raymondenyi: An obese man called a body fitting company n told dem he wanted 2 loose weight; so they told him of d different weight lose package they have! 5kg ,10kg n 20kg;
So he decided 2 strt with d 5kg ; after subscribing d nxt monin he heard a knock on his door, he opened lo n behold he saw a sexy looking lady wit bikinis telling him, if u can run n catch me u 'll hav sex wt me,afta d end of dat week he realised he had lost 5kg
D man was impressed n booked 4d 10kg, d nxt monin he saw an even hotter lady wt more revealing bikinis telling him 2 come get her, dat week he realised he had lost 10kg; the man was wonderfully impressed,
He 4da decided 2 go in for d 20kg lose, wen he called he was asked if he was really ready 4 it? "Of course yes" he said. And so he booked 4 20kg lose
D next monin he heard a knock on his door, wt smiling face he opened d door! N saw a stack Nude man telling him if I catch U, I'll have sex with you
Dat week he lost 70kg....

You tried only that I saw it some years back.

am improving! Will paste anoda very soon, pls fellow me!

Raymondenyi: am improving! Will paste anoda very soon, pls fellow me!

okay Ray am following you. Lets see what you got.