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Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Slowvenom(m): 11:49pm On Apr 18, 2013
The story of Akpors season one
Intro.....
Akpors is someone who attends a party because he saw RSVP on the invitation card and thought it means RICE & STEW VERY PLENTY....
EPISODE ONE..
TITLE:Akpors in school.
A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a child.' Akpors stood up and said 'we must find and stop her!'
Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?
Akpors: Adamu.
Teacher: Akpors, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpors: i will jux stop assuming…..
Teacher; what is a verb?
Akpors; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
Teacher; what are u sayin?
Akpors; its a complete sentence sir.
Teacher; are u mad?
Akpors; its a question sir
.
Teacher; dont be stupid
Akpors; its an advice sir
.
Teacher; stop that nonsence!
Akpors; its a command sir
Teacher; U are an idiot
Akpors; its an insult sir
Teacher; get out of my class!
Akpors; its an order sir
Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,,
Akpors; its an exclamation sir
Teacher; may God hav mercy on U
Akpors; its a prayer sir
….
the teacher fainted!!

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Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Slowvenom(m): 11:54pm On Apr 18, 2013
Plz am new on NL o....so 4 any1 viewin....try nd atleast coment 2 keep de spirit on.
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Ndyoo(m): 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2013
akpos akpos...lwkmd

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Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Slowvenom(m): 11:57pm On Apr 18, 2013
Ndyoo: akpos akpos...lwkmd
tanx dude....ma first like on NL goin to u..tanx 4 comentin.
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Slowvenom(m): 11:58pm On Apr 18, 2013
Ndyoo: akpos akpos...lwkmd
tanx dude....ma first like on NL goin to u..tanx 4 comentin. cool
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by Slowvenom(m): 11:59pm On Apr 18, 2013
Plz i tried 2 post som picturs....buh ah cudn't see dem afta postin it....plz cn u be of help?
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by hisxlency: 8:10am On Apr 19, 2013
Mhen your work is gud keep it up
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by whalexyy(m): 1:19am On May 02, 2013
U be new nairaland member and u get 7 posts
Re: Akpors Up With His Madness Again by defhenry(m): 12:07pm On May 02, 2013
e concern u? angry
whalexyy: U be new nairaland member and u get 7 posts

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