A TRUE-LIFE STORY
My name is Gabby and I‘m a taxi driver. I‘m married -
not happily - to a beautiful woman and we are
blessed with two children. My wife loves me and I
love her but we are not happy together because of
the burden nature has foisted on me. Yes, my wife loves me but only endures our marriage because I‘m
over-endowed with the male Instruments.
My manhood is more a burden than a pleasure tool.
Despite the fact that we‘ve been married for five
years, I can count the number of times my wife and I
have made love. Luckily, we‘ve been blessed with two children. Because of the abnormal size of my
manhood, she‘s always in severe pains when we
have sex and she remains in pain many days after.
Having delivered two babies have not made things
easier.
Against my wish, I started patronising prostitutes at night. Even the prostitutes who endure my large
manhood charge higher fees. Others simply reject me
after enduring me once.
Last year, I met Jemima, a female police officer who
became my lover. She was a client and sat in the front
passenger‘s seat of my taxi. I don‘t know why but I was strongly attracted to her huge frame and started
developing an erection. Somehow, she noticed my
bulge and joked about it. She was obviously as
attracted to me as I was to her. That night, we met for
a date and later had sex. She became the first woman
who didn‘t complain about my manhood. In fact, she even complimented me by saying no man had ever
satisfied her in bed like I did. Since our first night
together, we‘ve become great lovers. I no longer visit
brothels and my wife doesn‘t complain anymore
because I hardly touch her. Jemima, my lover buys
clothes for my wife and children. She doesn‘t seem to mind that I‘m married. She even gives me money. Life
is good again but I have a problem: I‘m cheating on
my wife and I do care about going to heaven. What
should I do? Should I divorce my wife and marry my
lover?

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U want to make Heaven and yet u want to divorce ur wife and marry ur sex mechine? Am i free to tink dat u are reasoning frm dat ur big manhood? Just asking.

Female police officer .....Omo c Gobe....d day u get on her badt syd.....na behind barz sure pass...

U can reduce it.
Before you start being sarcastic, it is possible.

My 2cents.

arrant nonsense

why come to nl,you know we got loads of teenagers.pls repent you are commiting adultery

Who nor get dey sopi to measure up to 7inches, who "gather" dey complain of being over endowed.
Cut off d police woman and quit cheating on ur wife.
Work on ur wife physchy to make her more accommodating of ur John Terry.
Ultimately, google other "innuendos" dat can land ur wife in club 9 without u necessarily "filling" her up.

You can get a file(the one used in sharpening cutlass) to gradually file it and b4 u knw it, it'll reduce in size then u r free

Tho it may sound stupid but i Would advise you run a POLYGAMOUS FAMILY.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE STOOOORRRRY

Since u say d tin too big, divide it into 2, keep one @ home for ur wife, den use d oda half to payoff d police woman! Den u can have a happy marriage. Cheers.

Despite the fact that she has been enduring your big for nothing manhood for five years,you still had the guts to cheat??you deserve to be strangulated with that your worthless manhood.Do her a favour and let her go,so she can find a normal man who can give her what she ve been missing for years.

Well op bro, I have the same condition of big-azz 18" badonkey but you don't see me complaining?!

Meanwhile, this (fake) story is older than my gran-mammy, pls upgrade ur lies!

Your manhood has taken the position of your head!!!
But wait, are you a horse?
Just asking

if your manhood make you sin, pluck it off says the book of the prophets.

haha u wanna go a heaven.haven't u heard narrow is d way.d gate of heaven is a virgin so big d,i,cks like urs and not welcome.itz better to cut it off than not make it wit dat cannon of urs

Where the hell have you acquired the Oko nla?

Itz better you discharge the police officer if you wanna enjoy heaven and hold her tightly if you wanna enjoy the earth.
And if you wanna enjoy both your wife and the police officer, fork your wife when your d1ck is relaxed cos then, it won't be large and fork the police officer when the strong room is filled

Lwkmd, u guys are all crazy motherfukhas, lol, @op, well just keep it going and see how it goes, it's a dirty situation, but u deserve to be happy, and by d way I see it. Everybody's happy.

ekwurekwu: A TRUE-LIFE STORY
My name is Gabby and I‘m a taxi driver. I‘m married -
not happily - to a beautiful woman and we are
blessed with two children. My wife loves me and I
love her but we are not happy together because of
the burden nature has foisted on me. Yes, my wife loves me but only endures our marriage because I‘m
over-endowed with the male Instruments.
My manhood is more a burden than a pleasure tool.
Despite the fact that we‘ve been married for five
years, I can count the number of times my wife and I
have made love. Luckily, we‘ve been blessed with two children. Because of the abnormal size of my
manhood, she‘s always in severe pains when we
have sex and she remains in pain many days after.
Having delivered two babies have not made things
easier.
Against my wish, I started patronising prostitutes at night. Even the prostitutes who endure my large
manhood charge higher fees. Others simply reject me
after enduring me once.
Last year, I met Jemima, a female police officer who
became my lover. She was a client and sat in the front
passenger‘s seat of my taxi. I don‘t know why but I was strongly attracted to her huge frame and started
developing an erection. Somehow, she noticed my
bulge and joked about it. She was obviously as
attracted to me as I was to her. That night, we met for
a date and later had sex. She became the first woman
who didn‘t complain about my manhood. In fact, she even complimented me by saying no man had ever
satisfied her in bed like I did. Since our first night
together, we‘ve become great lovers. I no longer visit
brothels and my wife doesn‘t complain anymore
because I hardly touch her. Jemima, my lover buys
clothes for my wife and children. She doesn‘t seem to mind that I‘m married. She even gives me money. Life
is good again but I have a problem: I‘m cheating on
my wife and I do care about going to heaven. What
should I do? Should I divorce my wife and marry my
lover?

http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500802313302160&id=156208527761542&refid=52

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