HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

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Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!!

I will cuddle her....but later warn her NEVER in her life try raise her hand against me or else.....

Lol!!! So for all dis places she went, no body touched her? I feel for d innocent guy he might just be havin d shaft...

Make una no blame the lady jare na the joy of proposal make am slap the guy, after many years of fasting and prayer finally "ile anu oluwa ki su" ...mod abeg Fp

You bleeped yourself up, why would you propose to a girl you are not sure of her readiness for you.



Enjoy your slap

wazobia_for_u: You bleeped yourself up, why would you propose to a girl you are not sure of her readiness for you.



Enjoy your slap

i dey ask u, wetin u go do? Abeg answer me jooooooor

Lmao!!

wazobia_for_u: You bleeped yourself up, why would you propose to a girl you are not sure of her readiness for you.



Enjoy your slap

I'm sure u didn't read the post but were in a hurry to comment.

Pls go bck up and read the post, then u'd know why she slapped him

eh ya! u 2 dey watch nolly s**t

Very funny,see desperation on the part of the woman.

Only in Nigeria you would see a woman slapping a man just because he proposed. Crazy!!

Uhh!

Wonders shall never cease. I find this story strange . Its either a lie or true with too much exaggeration.

I will tell her am sorry it was April fool.... I will tell her am sorry it was April fool....

[size=18pt]i will slap her back and collect my ring [/size]

As hi! Pull the plug.

Really funny..what our ladies pass through b/f they find their soulmate but why slap naa chey na my fault? country is hard one need to workhard before he settle down (slap fever..).

ABRAHAM USIEKI: Lol!!! So for all dis places she went, no body touched her? I feel for d innocent guy he might just be havin d shaft...

You mean the chaff? I totally concur.

50calibre: Only in Nigeria you would see a woman slapping a man just because he proposed. Crazy!!

Really.?

And how many countries have you lived in apart from your current one?

Such ignorant response.

Wait!? Slap you said? I wont do anything, i would just say; please, seems i made a mistake of proposing..i think you are not who i though you are..!

slap
i swear she no go do am again,girls r alwaz fund of slapin guys enihw
no mata d stupid cndition she dey..she go slap mi..laffs

Tobbylobar: I will tell her am sorry it was April fool.... I will tell her am sorry it was April fool....

She will kill you instantly within a twinkle of an eye and without her conscience judging her.

that slap will seal the love and make it very strong. Lol............ But i pity him sha

He he

I'll first return her slap, then stylishly kneel down to propose while at the same time apologise for slapping her back

Nice write up man, sometimes, our girls pass through some of these stress waiting for the guy to say it

i will start the action immediately...like SIR Isaac Newton said, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

No be small tin o. The thing she go look for sokoto dey for her sokoto.

Confusion break im bone oh, yee pa.

I wud slap her bck and say, 'I've travelled from thailand to germany, left india and landed in china before coming to nigeria, I've changed from christianity to islam come turn atheist b4 accepting buddhism, I've opened several yahoo and nairaland alc, I've been banned by seun several times just for your sake... All those times I never knew I was goin to tie the knot with u! *another slap* now bring that hand of yours'... Somtyms it's gud to solve bizarre issues with bizarre actions.