My Love letters to NiteNurse


Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane,there I saw You with your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eye balls and You were standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing You,my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated and my love for You forms a quadratic equation which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me,this cosine of my love 2 You extends to infinity.I promise You that I should not resolve You into partial fractions but if I do so,You can integrate me! This I promise You!.

Dearest Night angel,

Hope this lettetr of mine get to u in good health and peace of mind? How is school over there, hope doxology.

Anyway, iam writng u this letter with ultimost sincerity. from the bottomness of my right and left ventricles,with my golden pen from my fresh air class room.

Yeaterday, i was reading the poem NIGHT ANGEL, only your thinking come to mind, i try to sleep but sleep could not come, i try again it refused. So i say i shld put this poem for you:

NIGHT ANGEL

LOVING You FOR EVER I WILL DO
NOT GRANNY COULD STOP ME
MY KINDLE LIGHT
MY COFFEE
MY SCHOOL BAG
MY SHIRTS
MY TROUSERS
MY EVERYTHING
IS DYING TO SEE YOU
PLS WHEN ARE You COMING
WHEN You COME
PASS THE BACK GATE
SIGNAL ME, I WILL SNEAK You INN
WAITING TO SEE You

I can see your golden and diamond smile like twinkle little star. my love for u is like egg full in a basket. very fragile but very important to me. i beg to stop as the senior prefect is already ringing bell . i love u more than CAROL.

All mistake is mine and correction yours.

nightnurse reads the message from ituen's laptop

_{Shouts: ituen come and see this mugu}

Baby,

E be like say some people don dey see vision.

I guess the vision is manifesting,

sincity, u get mind O.


how dare you look nightnurse,u no see say she dey engaged. abi u craze ni?


ituen, e get some people u suppose dey deal with outrightly. i no like the way you dey always take things jeje

AHH i'm sorry, but did i hear u say she's engage.
Then it's possible to Disengage her

f**koff

i think its better he's Bleep*ed in

. .plz wud you be kind enuff to do the honors

*ituen handover nightnurse to evergie "just take good care of her", nightnurse laughing hugs evergie*
*Sincity rushed to one babalawa*
To be continued

kids kids kids.

them just dey open mouth dey yarn nonsense

*sews thier mouth wit thread and needle*

farts in their faces.

My Love letters to NiteNurse

Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane,there I saw You with your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eye balls and You were standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing You,my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated and my love for You forms a quadratic equation which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me,this cosine of my love 2 You extends to infinity.I promise You that I should not resolve You into partial fractions but if I do so,You can integrate me! This I promise You!.

guy u no mention the most essential commodities i.e boobs and arse.
cool jokes though

ify has influenced some people here.

**takes acid and baths gilgee**

lawdieee

guy u no mention the most essential commodities i.e boobs and arse.
cool jokes though

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@segunpc, thanks man.

@tufe *spokesman/minister of state on information to iteun
Carry go man.

@sin,
its not spokesman. have you ever heard of loyalty. i guess that doesnt exist in your dictionary

Loyal what!
*goes to check dictionary*

I guess my editor skipped that in my dictionary

Another round for the house

@ tufe,

u & ituen dey do Mafia way u dey talk about loyalty or better yet refer 2 him as Don Eatwheniani da Vinci & i guess na u be in avocatto

@quentin

Na becos we dey democracy na eim i dey see all these boys dey pursue my wife.


if na military we been dey, people for dey dissappear mysteriously.

@tufe,

i dey alllow these boys becos i be gentleman nad my wives no go happy if i dey fight with lunatics. thanks for ur LOYALTY bro

@ituen
I remain loyal sir
Democracy my foot,


if na military we been dey, people for dey dissappear mysteriously.

wifey go soon re-appear, disappear

@sin
U go hire me? I no whats still keeping nightnurse and ituen together.
Will stir a break-up and nightnurse is urs.
U no need babalawo.

hmmmmm na wa.

strolls off

Strolls to meet Tufe

Hw abt a bottle of chilled star just to while away time, tufe?

. . bro, u cudnt have said something better

**off to the bar we go, but my brand na Gulder max**

And u call urselfs loyalist, u don't even know the brand he takes,

@evergie,
I'm game, anything for nightnusre.

whats ya own in this matter. u dey find attention from chiefs abi wetin. guy coolu temper

@evergie

u wan provoke ituen abi?

@all@all, ituen na my man nah.
*after much negotiation with sincity ran off to meet nightnurse*
just the beginning of season 1

Evergie,

So ur mind still dey nightnurse?

a pal needs her even more than u tink i do.

Myopic dreamers in the house. kai!