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Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:34am On Apr 11, 2008
The former name of Norway is Bastard*. The former name of Pennsylvania, U.S.A is Intercourse.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:44am On Apr 11, 2008
A cockroach can live several weeks with it's head cut-off, it dies from starvation*.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:49am On Apr 11, 2008
Owls are the only birds who can see the colour "blue"*. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:59am On Apr 11, 2008
Some worms eat themselves if they can't find any food*. like finger prints, every one's tongue print is different.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 8:04am On Apr 11, 2008
Smearing a small amount of dog faeces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 8:08am On Apr 11, 2008
You can get blood from a stone, but only if it contains atleast 17 percent of bauxite.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 8:14am On Apr 11, 2008
At the first world cup in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by olulu(m): 8:15am On Apr 11, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 9:14am On Apr 11, 2008
Olulu,

U dey laff angry angry angry

Why dont u try adding the dog feaces to your body na?
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by segunpc(m): 3:38pm On Apr 11, 2008
Olulu,

You dey laff

Why don't u try adding the dog feaces to your body na?

lol.

this ituen too get bad mouth sef.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by gilgee(m): 3:50pm On Apr 11, 2008
na good suggestion. Nobi bad mouth.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by SamMilla1(m): 3:52pm On Apr 11, 2008
good post , find more cool
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by clemcykul(f): 3:55pm On Apr 11, 2008
some stuffs.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by gilgee(m): 3:59pm On Apr 11, 2008
Stuffer wetin?
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by tufe(m): 4:05pm On Apr 11, 2008
huh?
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by olulu(m): 5:26pm On Apr 11, 2008
@ituen


i go stuff faeces into ur mouth
and cockroaches up ur anus


bloody anus lover

anusman babe

grin grin grin
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 6:19pm On Apr 11, 2008
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year*. Do u know that most lipstick contains fish scale ?
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 6:25pm On Apr 11, 2008
Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 12:17am On Apr 12, 2008
NOw for the post above me, WHY WOULD WANNA DO THAT?

THATS OUTRIGHT DEATH NA

@olulu

I no be babe to ayusman oh. if ur jealous of dat position, i don commot my hand oh
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by SamMilla1(m): 12:19am On Apr 12, 2008
i agree there
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 3:40am On Apr 12, 2008
The world's smartest pig was owned by a mathematics teacher in madison, it memorized the multiplication table up to 12
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 7:03am On Apr 12, 2008
how did it respond to questions?


Abu, give us hard evidence, else i go soon post my own "Funny facts" oh
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:28am On Apr 12, 2008
@Ituen, for more details check the guiness book of record.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 7:31am On Apr 12, 2008
The man that invented the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell never phone his mother & wife because they were deaf.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 8:38am On Apr 12, 2008
*dials alexander bell to confrim the last post*
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 8:55am On Apr 12, 2008
In Tokyo, Japan, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 9:00am On Apr 12, 2008
Queen Elizabeth (I) regarded herself as paragon of cleanliness, she declared that she bathed once every 3 months.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by ituen(m): 9:07am On Apr 12, 2008
i beileve you especially the queen's case because the water utility bill is very high so most residents get themselves very clean so that they avoid baths


ask kronky, if u tik say i dey lie
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by Abuzola(m): 10:22am On Apr 12, 2008
Ah, to me i think thats not hygiene and it will harbour her disease, so i think she is a dirty woman. Forgive me 4 dat.
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by gilgee(m): 10:35am On Apr 12, 2008
more funny facts. . .
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by clemcykul(f): 12:45pm On Apr 12, 2008
some tighter stuffs
Re: Funny Facts ! Strange But True by tufe(m): 1:02pm On Apr 12, 2008
. . . yeah, more.

ituen, i go like see you sneeze covering both mouth and nose grin

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