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Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nightnurse(f): 9:11am On Apr 11, 2008 |
The huge black dude (Olulu) was getting ready for the electric chair - he had been found guilty of rape and murder. The witnesses to the execution were astonished when the prisoner's pant leg was cut and a tiny electrode was prepared to be placed on his privates. "Hey don't look so surprised" the condemned man said. "Yours would shrink and shrivel up too it you were about to be zapped!" |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 9:15am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Goood one baby, So na so Olulu dey fear reach sotay im bla bla dey respond too I wonder how Gilgee or saucekid would feel they were on that chair |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nightnurse(f): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2008 |
lets just wait and hear from em then lol |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 10:07am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Electrical energy dey strengthen my bla bla. I am sure your eye go blind wey u see how huge the thing go be when electrocuted. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nightnurse(f): 10:12am On Apr 11, 2008 |
wat |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 12:44pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
thaaat! |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 7:46pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Bluffs. Gilgee, for ur mind, u don impress those small girls abi Make i see ur face when the tin happen true true |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 9:13pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
I go first see your first na, then sabi how to improve on am. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by Migines(m): 9:55pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Perfect! |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 9:59pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Migines you are a true pikin of your papa. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 1:11am On Apr 12, 2008 |
im papa or person wey claim to be im papa? |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by Migines(m): 8:51am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Eeya. Ur situation has beclouded ur sense of reasoning. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 9:03am On Apr 12, 2008 |
gillgee u mean? |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2008 |
I mean what you mean. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nenenwa: 11:52am On Apr 12, 2008 |
who is olulu |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
*looks on* |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by sincity(m): 1:16pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
*puts gilgee on the electric chair and pull the plug,!!! *but to my utmost suprise |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by tufe(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
. . . .what |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 2:22pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Na there u go know say the surprise na fake |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by tufe(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
. .the hypertech nigg* dey fear |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 5:18pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
make eim dey fear dey go |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by tufe(m): 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
. .till eternity |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nenenwa: 5:55pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
amen ooooo |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 6:32pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Nene that your amen no reach you for belle. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nightnurse(f): 7:50pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
gilgee how u take know? |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by ituen(m): 11:36pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
nightnurse, hw you take hear? |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by gilgee(m): 12:38pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
@Nitey I dey psychic na. @Ituen Her ears don too open. |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by tufe(m): 1:27pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
gilgee, so you dey psychiatric ward right now, i shud have known **begins dialing Gilgee's mom's number** |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by Migines(m): 9:26am On Apr 14, 2008 |
. . . .Good luck asking her out. Pervert! |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by nightnurse(f): 9:57am On Apr 14, 2008 |
hisses and walks away wid my long chewingstick |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by tessybaby(f): 10:34am On Apr 14, 2008 |
nice joke nitty |
Re: Hey Don't Look So Surprised by clemcykul(f): 10:47am On Apr 14, 2008 |
tyte stuff |
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