10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

....she is definately gonna be the next on the menu...i wanna date and eat a fish.

and moreso,what kind of fish are we talking about here?...

Catfish

Tilapia

sey na shawa,abi titus...?

Hmmm, e be like say I need to start monitoring one "mami water o" na me go cut her tail before she spoil my padi life.

kekakuz:
10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

guy u are speaking from experience ... your head is there

Spiritual bullshit!!!

Lol if I experience all this,e don be for me be that

REMMEI: and moreso,what kind of fish are we talking about here?...

Catfish

Tilapia

sey na shawa,abi titus...?

Rotflmfaoo

Guys,take note.

What a thread! Hahaha
OP rename this thread. 10 signs that you're doomed!

I didn't see wot i was expecting.
Wat abt if she gets wet too quickly, since 99% of her body shld be water?

Hahahaha

Thank God I am a girl

If na fish, make the guy dey slice her bodypart take dey arrange freshfish pepper soup everyday.

this is as a result of MENEGOMANIA SKEPTICSM from the OP

poshdiva: Hahahaha

Thank God I am a girl

don't feel too relaxed, there's pappy-water out in the world too.

Imanuelle:




don't feel too relaxed, there's pappy-water out in the world too.

You don't mean it!

give ur life to christ and u wont b posting this

But wait ooo OP
Even if they know nko?
What can they do about it?


You can RUN but you can't HIDE
Your Mammy Water girlfriend would still find you

kekakuz:
10 Signs That You’re Sleeping
With A Mammy Water
This is for all the guys who pick up random
girls on the streets without knowing anything
about them. Here’s how to know if you are
sharing your bed with a mammy water:
1. You picked her up from the street or
some other random place. Maybe she
was even standing in front of an
uncompleted building
2. You don’t know her surname. She told
you her name is “ Just Julie”
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very
first day, in fact she moved into your
house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam,
fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and
still have s*x with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing
in the morning. No pimples, her make-up
looks permanent and everything is
always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really
looks like her hair but maybe salons have
found a way to remove natural hair and
put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she
doesn’t have any friends. You only hear
her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at
night but you’re not bothered because
girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her,
your life has turned upside down but of
course your stepmother in the village is
to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish.
Ever since she came into your life, it’s
only chicken or meat, nothing that comes
from the sea.
10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact,
she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream.
You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and
she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10.
She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day
and you don’t even know her birthday
sef. She never gets jealous or goes
through your phone and she couldn’t
care less about your Facebook password.
In fact she’s the best!
If the girl you’re with falls into all these
categories, you better wake up my guy, NA
FISH SHE BE!!

Bros... Say you neva fit attract decent, hardworking girl wey go love her boyfriend for how he makes her feel and sees no need to leech on him for material things, is no reason you should try to shade women who possess these features as well as the men who are dating/married-to them.

Cuz going by this list, na im be say I don enter eternal damnation be dis oh

one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!

Imanuelle:




don't feel too relaxed, there's pappy-water out in the world too.

rotfl...grandma and grandpa water nko??

Op

Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!

lwkm...u don die gaan ni...is nufin jhor some people jst dn't eat it..u shld be suspicious wen she says u shld also stop eating it...na dat1 be gobe

poshdiva: But wait ooo OP
Even if they know nko?
What can they do about it?


You can RUN but you can't HIDE
Your Mammy Water girlfriend would still find you

lol abi o...

Rotflmao .

This is hilarious.

Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!

ar u serious!!!!!!!! . u ar doomed

now am looking out

Another sign is that u will always be under her controls.

poshdiva: Hahahaha

Thank God I am a girl

Hey babe, im 'just Carey'

@ op, are u one? Cos u seem to be talking from experience.

Sea sisters?...looool