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Funny Things Nigerian Do by JojoArmani(m): 12:27am On Apr 26, 2013
FUNNY THINGS NIGERIANS DO.

We love
arriving late to an occasion just because
we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN
TIME.

We flash with private number.

We are
very loud especially when we are talking
on the mobile phone.

We wear sun glasses at
night.

We run in the rain even though we are
already
wet.

We answer questions with questions.

We
always use 'o' at the end of everything e.g, Thank God o o,

We
call every elderly family friend uncle or
aunty. Some of us will go to South Africa for
one week
and come back with American or British
accent.

Our parents like to sew uniformed
outfits for us
and our siblings for special occasions.

We
love to crush chicken bones and fish bones
#Calcium things Our mums especially would
force us to eat even
if we aren't hungry or when we're sick.

We
love to invite people to occasions someone
else invited us to. If someone die in Nigeria,

we don't believe it is
natural #Village must be involved.

Our
Mothers remind us they carried our
pregnancy for nine month when we refuse
to go
on errands for them.

We see u awake in the
morning and ask u "u
don wake?" These are what make us
UNIQUE!!!! Keep it rolling... Say ur own
experience...

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Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by Nobody: 6:50pm On Apr 26, 2013
Jojo Armani: FUNNY THINGS NIGERIANS DO.

We love
arriving late to an occasion just because
we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN
TIME.

We flash with private number.

We are
very loud especially when we are talking
on the mobile phone.

We wear sun glasses at
night.

We run in the rain even though we are
already
wet.

We answer questions with questions.

We
always use 'o' at the end of everything e.g, Thank God o o,

We
call every elderly family friend uncle or
aunty. Some of us will go to South Africa for
one week
and come back with American or British
accent.

Our parents like to sew uniformed
outfits for us
and our siblings for special occasions.

We
love to crush chicken bones and fish bones
#Calcium things Our mums especially would
force us to eat even
if we aren't hungry or when we're sick.

We
love to invite people to occasions someone
else invited us to. If someone die in Nigeria,

we don't believe it is
natural #Village must be involved.

Our
Mothers remind us they carried our
pregnancy for nine month when we refuse
to go
on errands for them.

We see u awake in the
morning and ask u "u
don wake?" These are what make us
UNIQUE!!!! Keep it rolling... Say ur own
experience...
Every rich man is a ritualist.
Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by JojoArmani(m): 10:37pm On Apr 26, 2013
ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.
hahahahhahahahahahahahahha na so my guy
Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by MrTAnonymous(m): 6:18am On Apr 27, 2013
ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by Lagusta(m): 6:23am On Apr 27, 2013
ekenedegreat: Every rich man is a ritualist.

every rich YOUNG guy is a yahoo yahoo
Re: Funny Things Nigerian Do by iamsodium(m): 10:18am On Apr 12, 2015
Y is dis mod not on front page....nairaland sef.....
Barman
Give dis op Orijin grin

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