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Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 12:41pm On Apr 14, 2008
In a geography class.The teacher was asking question in this manner:

TEACHER: What do you call those that live in Nigeria?
STUDENT: Nigerian
TEACHER:Those in Ghana?
STUDENT:Ghanian
TEACHER:Those in China?
STUDENT: Chinese
TEACHER: Those in Togo?
STUDENT: Togolese

The teacher was impressed with the brilliant responses and assumed the lecture was overĀ  by asking if any student had any question.With the expectation that none of them would have any quetion.

One student just stood up and asked what they call those living in HONG KONG. 'My dear',the teacher responded,actually,it should be KING KONG ,HONG KONGESE or HONG KONGIAN.
But, we call them human beings.
Re: Please,tell Us by SamMilla1(m): 12:49pm On Apr 14, 2008
gud one
Re: Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 12:58pm On Apr 14, 2008
SAM.
Fanx.
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 1:20pm On Apr 14, 2008
if sam says itz good, the it is good.

but i got a question for you aristole,

TUFE : What langauge is spoken in China?

ARISTOLE :? ? ? ? ?
Re: Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2008
Tufe .You have started again.

The Language is simple.Is it not CHINISH LANGUAGE? grin grin grin grin grin
Yeye.
Re: Please,tell Us by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Apr 14, 2008
good post

lol
Re: Please,tell Us by nimbus(m): 1:39pm On Apr 14, 2008
@ Post

Really nice.

But people living in Hong Kong are refered to as Hong Konger or Hongkongese

For reference see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 1:43pm On Apr 14, 2008
really i dont know.
i get confused on whether it is catonese or chinese.

nevertheless, all join. your joke is tight, i like it. keep it coming girl
Re: Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 2:01pm On Apr 14, 2008
Tufe!!!
You be my pal now.Fanx.
Re: Please,tell Us by folly69(m): 2:16pm On Apr 14, 2008
cool joke there cheesy where hav u been girl?
Re: Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 2:43pm On Apr 14, 2008
folly! Work palava nd under Ituens pant. grin grin grin grin

It's really cool there men!
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 2:53pm On Apr 14, 2008
lol

nothing do you.

friends. . . .it is

folly, how is my lola,? so you guys went to badagry to flex, and i was not invited
Re: Please,tell Us by folly69(m): 3:06pm On Apr 14, 2008
guy na so we see am o bt no shakin she was under my care. wink
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 3:26pm On Apr 14, 2008
i trust you sha, u were taking care of her like a brother wud cool cool cool
Re: Please,tell Us by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Apr 14, 2008
folly the caring dude grin
Re: Please,tell Us by segunpc(m): 4:19pm On Apr 14, 2008
its simple they re called konga
Re: Please,tell Us by ituen(m): 9:07pm On Apr 14, 2008
Nice joke aristole


What is Fanks?
Re: Please,tell Us by SamMilla1(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2008
its kuvukian way of saying thanks
Re: Please,tell Us by ituen(m): 9:20pm On Apr 14, 2008
O I C grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I must tell our historians to add that
Re: Please,tell Us by TOYOSI20(f): 9:38pm On Apr 14, 2008
Cool
Re: Please,tell Us by clemcykul(f): 10:20am On Apr 15, 2008
toyo are u sayn scramento is cool grin wink

go and pay ur house rent!
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 12:34pm On Apr 15, 2008
toyo, come, and i shall pay for you wink
Re: Please,tell Us by aristole(m): 12:06pm On Apr 19, 2008
@Ituen

Thanks is fanx. grin grin grin
Re: Please,tell Us by ayusman16(m): 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2008
Hello Aris! How u dey my darlin? grin
Re: Please,tell Us by ifyalways(f): 3:28pm On Apr 19, 2008
nice one Aristo
Re: Please,tell Us by gilgee(m): 4:16pm On Apr 19, 2008
E no bad.
Re: Please,tell Us by saucekid(m): 8:26pm On Apr 19, 2008
people living in kuvuki are called kuvukans from today onwards grin
Re: Please,tell Us by naijastyle: 10:38am On Apr 20, 2008
na Kuvukians them dey call them olodo
Re: Please,tell Us by ThugLife1(m): 1:39pm On Apr 20, 2008
Nice one
Re: Please,tell Us by Nobody: 1:43pm On Apr 20, 2008
nice smiley
Re: Please,tell Us by saucekid(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2008
kuvukans,there is a reason for that pattern
we dont follow the stupidity of others
Re: Please,tell Us by tufe(m): 11:17am On Apr 21, 2008
who u dey tell that one?

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