Waiiit!! B4 u stat promise me say u no go laf.
Ok. Naw lets asume say u don promise xo lets go.
Nd @mod, abeg no frontpage anytin o.
1day dem d do party 4front of my compound xo i d fil both d noise, d groove, evrytin. As d m.c d talk, im kom say dem giv am card mek im kal 4pple. 4wia i dey inside my room i say ok na, na al of us go drag d card na. Xo d m.c start 'R u ready?' 4my mind i say i no folo 4dat question cos i don ready since last wik. I say mek i dial my *555# mek e dey dia d breath 1st. As i jst d dial am finish my fone show INSERT SIM. I kary am stone 4ground 'hw u go tel me mek i insert sim, 4dis kind condition? Luckily d m.c kom waste smal time xo d fone kom bak agn. As d m.c stat agn na im my Mtn Ng run, meanwhile 4my service bar na ful bar wey d troway. I say lie! lie! devil na liar u b. I folo d m.c bumpa2bumpa say b4 i go type d numba dem finish d mumu Mtn Ng go kom bak, nd tank God e kom. As if dat1 no do, d m.c kom go spoil evrytin wen im kal 9............my fone 9 no d work.

sorrry oooooo.....

U try. Awof no de run belle

I promise