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The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 2:38am On Apr 30, 2013
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.....

grin grin grin

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Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by SirNooz(m): 3:59am On Apr 30, 2013
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Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by butterflyy(f): 9:07am On Apr 30, 2013
N d rest is history
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by Nobody: 9:35am On Apr 30, 2013
Falls from bench. grin grin grin
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by Lagusta(m): 11:09am On Apr 30, 2013
Its WANKING time!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 5:48pm On Apr 30, 2013
sexkillz: Falls from bench. grin grin grin

grin grin grin frontpage things wink tongue cheesy
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by whalexyy(m): 12:45am On May 02, 2013
Nice one fella
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by illicit(m): 7:03am On May 02, 2013
ooooooooooooo my gosh, this is murder
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 12:56am On May 03, 2013
whalexyy: Nice one fella

I still haven't gotten over dis joke
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by Lagusta(m): 9:33am On May 03, 2013
Q: why hasnt this classic joke hit the frontpage yet

A: because the mod posts only his own crappy jokes there, since he is a dictator....

#LOBATAN
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 1:20pm On May 03, 2013
illicit: ooooooooooooo my gosh, this is murder

More like suicide! Dani, do ur job na

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Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 1:21pm On May 03, 2013
Lagusta: Q: why hasnt this classic joke hit the frontpage yet

A: because the mod posts only his own crappy jokes there, since he is a dictator....

#LOBATAN

I wonder ooo
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by ekenzify(m): 1:25pm On May 03, 2013
grin cool
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by Krasid(m): 1:46pm On May 03, 2013
ROTFLMFAO,stands up,get a glass of water,continue laughing,hit hea d on the wall and faints.
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by ikekings(m): 9:34pm On May 03, 2013
Hahahahahahahaha... Very funny... grin grin grin
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 10:05pm On May 03, 2013
ikekings: Hahahahahahahaha... Very funny... grin grin grin

Thanks!
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by bintabybe(f): 7:40am On May 04, 2013
ROTFLMFAO,stands up,get a glass of water,continue laughing,hit hea d on the wall and faints.[/quote]. U go kill urself nah
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by bintabybe(f): 7:42am On May 04, 2013
Great joke. Permission to copy n share wit ma BBM friends
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 10:09am On May 04, 2013
bintabybe: Great joke. Permission to copy n share wit ma BBM friends

pls go ahead! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:59am On May 04, 2013
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha;
brings out his alomo and pours it on the joke

Nice joke.
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 3:31pm On May 04, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha;
brings out his alomo and pours it on the joke

Nice joke.

Tnx
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 5:45pm On May 04, 2013
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Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by Slowvenom(m): 7:56pm On May 04, 2013
swtchicgurl: Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.....

grin grin grin
Have read this joke up to 5 times and always can't stop laffin but i ddn't wana coment. Now i cn't hold it anymore. Baby de joke too much....kudoos jooor.gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 11:15pm On May 05, 2013
Slow venom: Have read this joke up to 5 times and always can't stop laffin but i ddn't wana coment. Now i cn't hold it anymore. Baby de joke too much....kudoos jooor.gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin

Awww, how sweet. Tnx
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by larayat(f): 8:57am On May 06, 2013
One word!excellent!....dis joke actualy made me rmbr d joke section of den....
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by realsammie(m): 9:44am On May 06, 2013
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this should go for Joke of the month.

By the way DANI, why is this not joke not gotten to FP. If it were to be ur joke, u would av place it there sharp sharp. Rubbishhh
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 4:38pm On May 06, 2013
larayat: One word!excellent!....dis joke actualy made me rmbr d joke section of den....

True! Tnx lol
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 8:25pm On May 24, 2013
realsammie: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
this should go for Joke of the month.

By the way DANI, why is this not joke not gotten to FP. If it were to be ur joke, u would av place it there sharp sharp. Rubbishhh

grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by bashydemy(m): 9:55pm On May 24, 2013
WHat a joke thumb up OP
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by pendusky(m): 8:55am On May 25, 2013
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Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by swtchicgurl: 12:39am On May 27, 2013
pendusky: grin grin grin

cheesy cheesy wink
Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by biafranqueen: 8:08am On Jun 10, 2013
hahahaha

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