Any biach that tries that bull$h¡t with me will get a one-way ticket out of my life.......

Lagusta: Any biach that tries that bull$h¡t with me will get a one-way ticket out of my life.......

can u imagine?! Dats wicked na. Anyway my qst is, since u can't allow a girl to do it, hope u too don't release it in front of her??

booqee: can u imagine?! Dats wicked na. Anyway my qst is, since u can't allow a girl to do it, hope u too don't release it in front of her??

hahahahah... I was just joking ooo, i'll just caution and correct her...

And to your second question, i dont usually fart, cos i drink lots of water every morning and use the toilet everyday.... But if it ultimately comes, then i go outside or excuse myself somehow......

Wen I fvuck girls, dey fart! Those type of farts do not smell. But the normal means by which a lady or guys farts in front of their love life is imminent. Its bound to happen but one just needs to control it and when u do that, ask for a pardon. Dats ol

booqee: okay i know this sounds very silly..i know..but i want to ask, can u 'pollute' in front of your boyfriend or girlfriend?? I can't pollute in front of mine. My stomach was rumbling yesterday..i kept holding it and sending it back..(the consequential feeling is bad!)
Not dat i'm not even free with my bf.. guys have given me the impression dat its so unladylike to do dat.
Pls don't comment 'stupid question', i knew dat already.

. @ op do u fart wen u slip wit ur lova?

This thread go sweet oh!

#following#

Lol funny thread. Lemme sit back for some entertainment

its disgusting, its a turn off but guys seem to think its ok to do it especialy after a few years of marriage.

booqee: My stomach was rumbling yesterday..i kept holding it and sending it back..(the consequential feeling is bad!)

GoD SAVE YOU SAY YOU NO SHI.T FOR PANT... whICH would have been more embarrassing....

Tho, it embarassn buh wetin concern me...ah dy do am anyhw.

booqee: ^^who tell you say i dey sleep with my lover??

Then what do you do with him ?

Ms_Pweshy: Tho, it embarassn buh wetin concern me...ah dy do am anyhw.

[s]what do u expect ? she's from Niger delta. [/s]

booqee: ^^who tell you say i dey sleep with my lover??

@ op oya na who u dey sleep with?

Enegod: if your bf/gf cant fart or burp in front of you...dont trust the persn

Says who ?

NEVER!

There should be an atom of respect.

its part of the fun, i use to do it while single and at times they reply me with a bigger one and we laff over it. even now that am married we do it more, we take caution that our kids are not around anyway. common! mess while it last and if it smell assume say na oxygen

I love when my GF fart in front of me because it shows how real one can be ,I hate artificial People...I. Always tell my girl to feel free when ever she want to drop a bomb in front of me because we are in a democracy and it shows that we are both keeping it real....when I also retaliate with loud n smelling fart like generator noise...ehehehehehehe

A big and loud fart makes my day,no dulling at all.But from a lady?,na wa cos dem own de over smell.

My Ex and I used it for competition. It was lotta fun.

It depends on people's culture. In Igboland, it's not ok, especially after some hours of having enjoyed pouded-yam with ofe onugbu cooked with stockfish. Whereas in Germany, after farting, your partner will say 'Gesundheit'(meaning 'good health to you'). Anyway, you can't always beat nature, no matter how you try to control not letting one 'off'. Have you ever imagined why older people release the 'bomb' often than young people?

booqee: ^^who tell you say i dey sleep with my lover??

see talk' u wan kum dy lie kum dy form holy 4 here abi? we knw ur type..
my g.f kinda develop dis new type of play nw (abi wetin i fit cal am nw) weneva we done or wen she aint putin anythng on, she wld put both hands on her bottom and start showin me her a.s.s.hole (nt her V bt hole) n wld even try to sit on my face (Gawd! ) Tld her to stop, bt she think im jst pretendin i dnt lyk it n she think its funny. Getin kinda tired of d gal nw slf

It's embarassing and shows no sign of respect. Ain't good making your partner uncomfortable. I can't subscribe to that.

Until you are free to fart in front of your partner married or not then the relationship still never marture. Wetin? I dey compete with my wife for that oh

Well for ladies it's a bit unlady like, you may get used to it, and may even do it in public