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Made In Naija Enguish by alaura: 9:24pm On May 06, 2013
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees
money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my
food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear
your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor
*U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head
*is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
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Re: Made In Naija Enguish by Adrenaline123(m): 9:06pm On May 12, 2013
*Na who stone that stone
*heat is making me.

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