^Lol

dayokanu:

Mama Biology.

Not everyone is a multimillionaire with 10 room mansion

Some of us still living in Room and parlour where the parents sleep on the bed and the kids sleep on the floor in the same room

We know its not ideal but how we go do na?

Lol. May God expand your room and parlor o!

But seriously people, move ya sh*it and stop giving the poor baby sleepless nights. If you have room and parlor, leave baby in room and go to parlor! Is it more than 5-15 minutes? Na biri biri? (marathon)

If you have only room, pick bed or floor to put baby and use the other location for your activities! If you don't have floor, go to the bathroom, go to the kitchen. Just relocate your sh*it and let the poor child sleep. Abi na wetin?!

ileobatojo:

Lol. May God expand your room and parlor o!

But seriously people, move ya sh*it and stop giving the poor baby sleepless nights. If you have room and parlor, leave baby in room and go to parlor! Is it more than 5-15 minutes? Na biri biri? (marathon)

If you have only room, pick bed or floor to put baby and use the other location for your activities! If you don't have floor, go to the bathroom, go to the kitchen. Just relocate your sh*it and let the poor child sleep. Abi na wetin?!

Mama Biology,

Na marathon Biribiri oo. Faka fiki mole goke, mole sokale

They were doing their stuff on the bed na the sharp boy wan match mojo by force.

That kain boy if they lock him out sef, He go dey peep through keyhole

and wetin he dey find he go see one day when he says "Daddy get up why are you wrestling with mommy"

dayokanu:

Mama Biology,

Na marathon Biribiri oo. Faka fiki mole goke, mole sokale

Bahahahaha!! Yeepa!! Mo gbe o!!

dayokanu:

They were doing their stuff on the bed na the sharp boy wan match mojo by force.

That kain boy if they lock him out sef, He go dey peep through keyhole

and wetin he dey find he go see one day when he says "Daddy get up why are you wrestling with mommy"

Ah! Ase the pikin na badt guy! Ok, make una dey carry go o!

lol, giving the poor baby sleepless night and still complaining on top of it eh

you cracked me up Ileobatojo

I think OP should use the living room chair.

armyofone: lol, giving the poor baby sleepless night and still complaining on top of it eh

See trouble o. If I come and start vigorously vibrating OP's bed while she is sleeping, won't she too wake up and start whining?

So two of you are going gbish gbash, gbish gbash, smacka smacka smacka all over the bed and you think the poor child shouldn't wake up?

Anyway, it seems like it is common practice sha. Dem plenty wey dey do am for this thread sef.

Kids just wake irrespective of where they are sleeping,why ll you want to wake a kid to disturb you?

dayokanu:
Na marathon Biribiri oo. Faka fiki mole goke, mole sokale

"Daddy get up why are you wrestling with mommy"

Rotflmao! This comment almost made me faint from laughing.

OP, I hope you are not sleeping with your baby in the same bed. So he doesn't get SIDS or you roll over him one day when you are exhausted. Invest in a crib with wheels, or a play pen with a comfy mat. When it is time to faka fiki, put him inside/move him to the sitting room, turn up the music and shake the house abeg. . Stop faka fiki'ing in front of him abeg. My earliest memory was at 3yrs old. So you just never know what he will remember and how you may be scarring him or teaching him bad things which he may act outside to your embarssment.

I totally disagree with dis disturbin d baby thing I'm seein here. Whether u like it or not kids wake up anytime they want to any where they r.u may be in ur room and d kid in her own but she can start wailing as soon as u want to get intimate.
Not everybody live in one room pls don't generalize it. Kids will always be kids and r soooo innocent!

Its like they are telepathic Even when sleeping in another room.Right in the middle of action you start hearing penken penken,yiin yiin. With all my husband shakara of as soon as this boy is one i want his cot out of our room,fa fa foul.The boy still interrupts someone that was sleeping through at 6 months just starts waking up again.Grrrr.

Is it me though but i personally find having the baby on the same bed gross.Eew iyama
I think s.exx with young kids makes you more creative BUT i draw the line at them being on the same bed and even in the same room after 1.

yellowpawpaw: I totally disagree with dis disturbin d baby thing I'm seein here. Whether u like it or not kids wake up anytime they want to any where they r.u may be in ur room and d kid in her own but she can start wailing as soon as u want to get intimate.
Not everybody live in one room pls don't generalize it. Kids will always be kids and r soooo innocent!

Not generalizing anything, my comment is directed mainly to the OP and applies to those who co sleep with their baby, then start having sex and then complain that the baby is interrupting. As the discussion, progressed on the first page, that's the impression of the situation I got. If that is a wrong assessment of what's happening, the OP is free to correct me.

If your baby is in a separate room crying then you have no control over that and my comment does not apply to you.

I never said that everyone has a one room home, so I'm not quite sure where you are seeing the generalization.

damiso:
Is it me though but i personally find having the baby on the same bed gross.Eew iyama
I think s.exx with young kids makes you more creative BUT i draw the line at them being on the same bed and even in the same room after 1.

It's not just you.

Lol @telepathic babies!

ileobatojo:

See trouble o. If I come and start vigorously vibrating OP's bed while she is sleeping, won't she too wake up and start whining?

So two of you are going gbish gbash, gbish gbash, smacka smacka smacka all over the bed and you think the poor child shouldn't wake up?

Anyway, it seems like it is common practice sha. Dem plenty wey dey do am for this thread sef.

It's possible they sleep on spring bed, if that's the case the OP needs some serious "nodding"...... Who wouldn't wake up to a spring bed making noise like kids playing on top of their "jangolova"

makes sure that you do not share the same bedroom with the baby first of all, nomatter how old. then understand that kid's normally cry because that is their way of communicating and does not necessarly mean that you have to start panicking. if you have taken care of everything such as fed, changed diaper, bathed , rocked, bonded, medical checked etc and you are now in romance mood and the baby is still crying, just ignore the baby and rememebr tat he is just communicating

As a mother, I will not be comfortable leaving my less than one year old baby to sleep in another room. Its good having the baby in the same room so that I can easily care for her needs. Let's don't forget that sex can take place without proper planning. Sometimes the man may be in the mood and your younger ones are watching TV in the parlor, and we all know that sex can't wait most times. The best option is to enjoy ourselves but then the baby wakes up...
I need more contributions from married people with kids. Please advise.

I've been following this topic and I must say i'm learning.
However, any baby dt wants to disturb my ministry, it's to give him/her sleeping pill.

alutacontinua: I've been following this topic and I must say i'm learning.
However, any baby dt wants to disturb my ministry, it's to give him/her sleeping pill.

lol. How much dose of valium

chibabe3: lol. How much dose of valium

Don't you think 50mg will be okay?

moving my baby to the children's room at his one year birthday is what my hubby is waiting for.

Madam, my one year old son does something similar, whenever I lie close to the father and we try cuddling the boy will just start screaming on top of his voice, and runs towards me with full speed and starts hitting me and pulling me to get up. He does it each time. So what I do is to time him, when he is about to sleep I will feed him very well then put him to sleep, he will sleep long and won't even move, by the time he wakes up the deed has already been done.

baybiemee: Madam, my one year old son does something similar, whenever I lie close to the father and we try cuddling the boy will just start screaming on top of his voice, and runs towards me with full speed and starts hitting me and pulling me to get up. He does it each time. So what I do is to time him, when he is about to sleep I will feed him very well then put him to sleep, he will sleep long and won't even move, by the time he wakes up the deed has already been done.

Loooool He is jealous

baybiemee: Madam, my one year old son does something similar, whenever I lie close to the father and we try cuddling the boy will just start screaming on top of his voice, and runs towards me with full speed and starts hitting me and pulling me to get up. He does it each time. So what I do is to time him, when he is about to sleep I will feed him very well then put him to sleep, he will sleep long and won't even move, by the time he wakes up the deed has already been done.

I love this post. Simply over feeding the baby will allow the deed to be done peacefully.

I have learnt so much from the response on this post.

Okay

LOL @som comments. Well am married wit two kids n I dnt think I wil eva enjoy sex wit my kids close to me.I live in a two bedrum flat plus I express my self very well during sex which meks my hubby go crazy,therefore need space.infact because of dis we agreed nt to tek a house help,bt to manage ourselvs cos of d priority we placed on our sex lives.I sleep wit d kids in one rum while we hav fun in d other rum,my older son is 2yrs n his broda is 7months,they both need me at nyt n I dnt c 4 of us fitting in one bed.we always remind ourselves dat d arrangemnt is temporary,as soon as they r old enof,they move to their rum while my hubbys moves in wit me cos am occupying d master bedrum.we somtimes go as far as a month without sex wen eva we hav visitors.
.@Op wil suggest u guys do it somwhere else,culd b d living rum dear,dnt like d idea of doin stuffs in dsame rum wit ur kids,dats if one can help it.

You know as a boy, he is perceiving some aroma when your husband was busy killing himself. The boy get sense pass una.
He is enjoying himself spiritually and you are here complaining. If it happens again, carry the boy and stuff your bossom into his mouth and give it to your husband through the bank. While your husband is taking from behind, your boy is practicing for future experience.

vingi: LOL @som comments. Well am married wit two kids n I dnt think I wil eva enjoy sex wit my kids close to me.I live in a two bedrum flat plus I express my self very well during sex which meks my hubby go crazy,therefore need space.infact because of dis we agreed nt to tek a house help,bt to manage ourselvs cos of d priority we placed on our sex lives.I sleep wit d kids in one rum while we hav fun in d other rum,my older son is 2yrs n his broda is 7months,they both need me at nyt n I dnt c 4 of us fitting in one bed.we always remind ourselves dat d arrangemnt is temporary,as soon as they r old enof,they move to their rum while my hubbys moves in wit me cos am occupying d master bedrum.we somtimes go as far as a month without sex wen eva we hav visitors.
.@Op wil suggest u guys do it somwhere else,culd b d living rum dear,dnt like d idea of doin stuffs in dsame rum wit ur kids,dats if one can help it.

one month off sex is quite dangerous for a young marriage. My hubby cant stay 3 days without the action. Shouting is out of the way for me. Noiseless zone.

andyanders: You know as a boy, he is perceiving some aroma when your husband was busy killing himself. The boy get sense pass una.
He is enjoying himself spiritually and you are here complaining. If it happens again, carry the boy and stuff your bossom into his mouth and give it to your husband through the bank. While your husband is taking from behind, your boy is practicing for future experience.

na wa for you o.

What a wacky but interesting thread!

Nope, I don't think it's possible not to moan during sex. Place your baby in his/her cot when they're fast asleep and then get your groove on.

Timing is of the essence. Best to start when your baby's just drifted off. That way, they wouldn't even notice the window shattering and earthquake noises emitted by the parents.

chibabe3: My first son was fond of waking up and crying in the middle of a beautiful romance with my hubby. My husband wouldn't mind leaving him to cry while he enjoys himself but as a woman I will always get up to attend to my child. I have had two other girls but they don't usually disturb us during sex. Please can someone share his or her experience and also should we forget the baby and continue the romance/sex?

@Bolded

Yes, you and your husband should go ahead and forget the baby because of your veracious appetite for sex/romance like a horse on Viagra. When the boy is all grown into a man, he will equally forget you and your husband when both of you are very old and gray and your eyesight is all dim and the strength to keep prancing about in bed is no more there. Then you will come back on Nairaland if the site still exists and whine and complain to a much younger generation about how your son has abandoned you. SMH!

^^ Ouch!

Learn to keep the baby in his own room. . . . or cot!
Perhaps y'awl are to noisy for the poor tot!
I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A FRIGHTENING THING IN FRONT OF A CHILD. . . .TO CAUSE HIM NIGHTMARES.
Please, put yourselves in his position.

NO CHILD WANTS TO BE AWAKENED BY TREMORS AND EARTHQUAKES OR SE-XUAL ESCAPADES. . . .

Not to mention THE SMELL!
Thank you!

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