Hello fellow Nlanders, lets see how many dirty parables relli exist. This is how we will do it, just post the dirtiest parable you have ever heard. It can be in any language, but u must interprete it in pidgin or english. lets go

This is mine: If u piss for one place na im e go foam, but if u piss for different place e no go foam.

Lol, Waffy boi don show 4 this section!

if u sheet for one place,. flies go dey compete. but if you sheet for different places, you wud be saving a community

nibgati o mo pe o ready, o lo re idi- i.e when u know say u never ready for pregnancy why u dey go tear yansh

folly69:

nibgati o mo pe o ready, o lo re idi- i.e when u know say u never ready for pregnancy why u dey go tear yansh

folly hmm

hmmmn wat? speak out broh

folly69:

nibgati o mo pe o ready, o lo re idi- i.e when u know say u never ready for pregnancy why u dey go tear yansh

God I am still rolling on the floor
get dem comin

folly69:

nibgati o mo pe o ready, o lo re idi- i.e when u know say u never ready for pregnancy why u dey go tear yansh

guys come on, keep on shooting them out

a boob @ hand is worth two on the chest

lol

thats mad

stupidity na the key to sucess

Padlock no dey come with one key

_{intepreters are welcome}

the taste of a womans honey pot is de beginning of your worries

u guys are killingme. keep it coming

there will not b another Bleep unless the fcukee and the bleeper agree that the previous Bleep was good

lol

this is the best thread ever

sammy just enjoy abeg no touch my post o!!

@folly
You 're foolish ooooooooooo.I like em Keep it up

dont worry, i assure you, he wudnt do that.

i, as a chief, i have warned him to totally stay clear of this thread

Pregnancy no be stranger to woman wey get 9 children

it depends on how you see it

a cock is either a male hen or a human rod

ogbo kukueba ba won debe, you hear where dem dey pound eba u reach there, mo gbo moya

if u want to make love with a deaf and dumb, pls let her understand first, or else she would think u want to rape her

no be where ground dey, them dey argue for wrestling,

when it rains, its the rainmaker, when it does not, the rainmaker is to blame as well





interpreters are welcome

New member here

if u sheet for one place,. flies go dey compete. but if you sheet for different places, you would be saving a community Undecided

This had me in stitches.

O le fi okonla deru ba arugbo i.e to say u cant scare an old woman with a big manliness  

a child complained he is very hungry, and the mother asks him to go call his dad so they can eat together, but the child says he is too hungry to go and call the dad


and he knows fully well that if he does not call his dad, he cant eat the food

fowl when come new area, dey use one leg stand take stand first

if you release for one woman, and then another, and still no show. try release for goat. science has shown that goat fit carry for man now