EfemenaXY:


Kia!

You're worse than Chillisauce.

So your Tassan Nairas nor dey ever miss road?

Don't mind sambarry ,that's how chilli refused to bring her derrière to London because of 80£.....

Sambarry can even price a human being sef.....

edwife:


Efe how you take know?

It sweet me pass anything whenever i go to the village,my MIL will be doing it and i always take the stone from her and do it....

Okay let's us say it is for fun i do it not like an obligation.

As for online shopping,na my enemy number one,i got to touch what i buy.....

Growing up, I never cared to learn how to use that thing, but looking back now, I wish I did.

D'you suppose they sell them in SE London?

Make I do "African Theme Night" with hubby. But I'll need to gat me some clay pots to go with it.... And practice tying my Ankra in a single knot behind my neck...you know, so when the time comes for some Jigijigi whilst lying on our sides on strawmats, all oga has to say in your typical African Romantic way will be, "Oya mama Efe, open legz..."

Especially with all those awon omo yahoo yahoo that has made online transactions a pain in the neck. No be for nigeria you go dey do online shopping. Even online fraudsters have stepped up their game


they will feign they are selling so so goods and convince you to the point that you will buy more than what you need. By the time you realise you've been swindled, water don pass garri

edwife:


Efe how you take know?

It sweet me pass anything whenever i go to the village,my MIL will be doing it and i always take the stone from her and do it....

Okay let's us say it is for fun i do it not like an obligation.

As for online shopping,na my enemy number one,i got to touch what i buy.....

edwife:


Don't mind sambarry ,that's how chilli refused to bring her derrière to London because of 80£.....

Sambarry can even price a human being sef.....

Seriously, you ladies completely lost me that day.

What's a BVN and which one come be "derrière" again?

edwife:


Don't mind sambarry ,that's how chilli refused to bring her derrière to London because of 80£.....

Sambarry can even price a human being sef.....

money is not easy to come by o as dollar don increase. Every Barry dey feel the heat o.even lagos ashewo wey no dey pay tax don dey pay tax per each customer

EfemenaXY:


Growing up, I never cared to learn how to use that thing, but looking back now, I wish I did.

D'you suppose they sell them in SE London?

Make I do "African Theme Night" with hubby. But I'll need to gat me some clay pots to go with it.... And practice tying my Ankra in a single knot behind my neck...you know, so when the time comes for some Jigijigi whilst lying on our sides on strawmats, all oga has to say in your typical African Romantic way will be, "Oya mama Efe, open legz..."

Chei efe don bad o,girl your head dey there....

I will have to really look for it,you have just given me an idea.... ;I think Peckham will be the place to go to,i am definetely certain we will find it there.o lala game night....

SAMBARRY:
Especially with all those awon omo yahoo yahoo that has made online transactions a pain in the neck. No be for nigeria you go dey do online shopping. Even online fraudsters have stepped up their game


they will feign they are selling so so goods and convince you to the point that you will buy more than what you need. By the time you realise you've been swindled, water don pass garri

Do you mean the online payment systems aren't secure? Or they sellers simply have the gift of the gab to make you buy more than you initially intended? If the latter's the case, then there's nothing yahoo-yahoo about it na. Man must eat. Abi?

SAMBARRY:
Especially with all those awon omo yahoo yahoo that has made online transactions a pain in the neck. No be for nigeria you go dey do online shopping. Even online fraudsters have stepped up their game


they will feign they are selling so so goods and convince you to the point that you will buy more than what you need. By the time you realise you've been swindled, water don pass garri

Dead!

EfemenaXY:


Seriously, you ladies completely lost me that day.

What's a BVN and which one come be "derrière" again?

bvn is bank verification number na. You nor dey watch news for 9pm on ait

edwife:


Chei efe don bad o,girl your head dey there....

I will have to really look for it,you have just given me an idea.... ;I think Peckham will be the place to go to,i am definetely certain we will find it there.o lala game night....

Lol! Na you and Jennykadry spoil me reach like this. I just dey jejely copy una dey go.

Yeah, I hear BIMS is a very popular African (Nigerian) shop there. But the woman nor dey ever smile jor.

EfemenaXY:


Growing up, I never cared to learn how to use that thing, but looking back now, I wish I did.

D'you suppose they sell them in SE London?

Make I do "African Theme Night" with hubby. But I'll need to gat me some clay pots to go with it.... And practice tying my Ankra in a single knot behind my neck...you know, so when the time comes for some Jigijigi whilst lying on our sides on strawmats, all oga has to say in your typical African Romantic way will be, "Oya mama Efe, open legz..."

gawd!! lmao!!!

SAMBARRY:
money is not easy to come by o as dollar don increase. Every Barry dey feel the heat o.even lagos ashewo wey no dey pay tax don dey pay tax per each customer

***Faints!!**

Sambarry!!!

EfemenaXY:


Seriously, you ladies completely lost me that day.

What's a BVN and which one come be "derrière" again?

Efe if you have an account back home,better go do BVN

BVN is a biometrics identification of customers in the financial industry launched by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) in February 2014, which is aimed at revolutionising the payment system in the country.

"Derrière" simply means behind.... bring herself here to do it....

edwife:



Dead!

na so them do am for my brother friend o.after making the payment of laptop and waiting for the person to bring the laptop and he no come . He started calling the number .Someone will pick up the phone and put it near music player playing West life

EfemenaXY:


Lol! Na you and Jennykadry spoil me reach like this. I just dey jejely copy una dey go.

Yeah, I hear BIMS is a very popular African (Nigerian) shop there. But the woman nor dey ever smile jor.

Moi? no way ! I am a saint when it comes to jennykadry and you,though i suspect my girl must be around....I miss you jenny

Sexyomalicha i am suspecting you.....are you jenny?

SAMBARRY:



that one too is another case on its own with those Agberos lurking around waiting for you to forget your wallet where you bought pepper

If you hide your Tassan Nairas in your bra, your money nor go ever lost. Unless dem wan chook hand inside dia.

shaybebaby:

gawd!! lmao!!!

Why una dey laff me?

Isn't that how they used to do "it" in those days?

EfemenaXY:


Do you mean the online payment systems aren't secure? Or they sellers simply have the gift of the gab to make you buy more than you initially intended? If the latter's the case, then there's nothing yahoo-yahoo about it na. Man must eat. Abi?

It is not secure o.419 plenlenty pass genuine sellers. You don't know who is who

SAMBARRY:
bvn is bank verification number na. You nor dey watch news for 9pm on ait

My sister, I don't oh!

If I'm not too tired (very unlikely), I just about manage to watch the BBC1 News headlines before drifting off.

edwife:

Efe if you have an account back home,better go do BVN
BVN is a biometrics identification of customers in the financial industry launched by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) in February 2014, which is aimed at revolutionising the payment system in the country.
"Derrière" simply means behind.... bring herself here to do it....

Ah! Okay.

SAMBARRY:
na so them do am for my brother friend o.after making the payment of laptop and waiting for the person to bring the laptop and he no come . He started calling the number .Someone will pick up the phone and put it near music player playing West life

Wicked!

You see why i hate this online shopping business?

My debit card and I are best friend,i get to use her online only when i know i have to..... .I don't want nobody stealing her details from me....

edwife:


Moi? no way ! I am a saint when it comes to jennykadry and you,though i suspect my girl must be around....I miss you jenny

Sexyomalicha i am suspecting you.....are you jenny?

You've no idea how much I still miss them all.

~ Jennykadry

~ Ileobatojo

~ Carefreewannabe

~ Aisha2 / Debrief

SAMBARRY:
money is not easy to come by o as dollar don increase. Every Barry dey feel the heat o.even lagos ashewo wey no dey pay tax don dey pay tax per each customer

How you take know ashawo dey pay tax? sambarry talk true,you dey patronize dem male ones?

EfemenaXY:


You've no idea how much I still miss them all.

~ Jennykadry

~ Ileobatojo

~ Carefreewannabe

~ Aisha2 / Debrief

I was beginning to love carefree and got along very well,just for her to leave us.....

Well i know they will comeback,at least aisha will.

edwife:


How you take know ashawo dey pay tax? sambarry talk true,you dey patronize dem male ones?

That is eh!

Sambarry, come answer question o! Me, I wan understand too. Very interested in your response...

How i go dey put money inside braziya

fine girl like me

na all those goat meat butchers dey put money inside dross

how I knew was when I wanted to buy goat meat and I had given the man money the next thing was he stood up and started untying his trousers and putting squeezed money inside. When I asked why he's keep money there he said because of armed robbers that wait fo them in the bustop to robb them in the evening when they close for the day


so na for wallet I dey keep am though I dey push am for inside my waist and the jeans trousers will hold it especially when I'm doing night shopping for some kain market for ikorodu

EfemenaXY:


If you hide your Tassan Nairas in your bra, your money nor go ever lost. Unless dem wan chook hand inside dia.



Why una dey laff me?

Isn't that how they used to do "it" in those days?

SAMBARRY:
Of course I still prefer the convenientional African shopping where you can choose what you wan gan gan and you can price, move around till you see a seller that is ready to sell for you at your terms. I don't dig the online shopping o jare except when I'm in a grocery store and I'm cash trapped i can use pos.and because of this longer throat sales girls that will say there's no change so that you can be forced to leave your change with them

as for the stone grinding, since I was younger I've not used it again. It's either blender or nothing and how much is blender, with 5k you can get binatone blender

Kulyie, is there any item you don't know its price?? person wey go cheat you for market go sweat o

People have difference choices when it comes to food and its preparation and there is little or no basis for judging them.

I once lived in an ibibio community and visited a lot of modern families/kitchen while learning their native soups. Most of them hardly use blenders for their pepper, instead they use this "mini mortar and pestle" and before you say j-a-c-k, they had blended their pepper with this stuff and cook their delicious soups. Not for one second did I think these people like "suffer head" just because they preferred to use mortars even when they had blenders. That's what they grew up with and I dare say they had perfected the art of using it. Infact, by the time I was leaving them, I had grown to fall in love with it too, just that I never remembered to use it when I got back to Lagos

edwife:


I was beginning to love carefree and got along very well,just for her to leave us.....

Well i know they will comeback,at least aisha will.

They were all very cool ladies.

You'd have loved Ile too. Just that you two got off on the wrong foot. I loved that gal sha (no homo)..

SAMBARRY:
How i go dey put money inside braziya

fine girl like me

na all those goat meat butchers dey put money inside dross

how I knew was when I wanted to buy goat meat and I had given the man money the next thing was he stood up and started untying his trousers and putting squeezed money inside. When I asked why he's keep money there he said because of armed robbers that wait fo them in the bustop to robb them in the evening when they close for the day


so na for wallet I dey keep am though I dey push am for inside my waist and the jeans trousers will hold it especially when I'm doing night shopping for some kain market for ikorodu

Gosh! At times like this, you sound soooooo much like Kanwuliajare!

You're not getting it jare. e get as e be if you wan hide money inside there. You go "package" the thing well-well, so so one go suspect.

Okay, as an alternative, you can hide it in a single knot at the edge of your wrapper, old-mama-style.

So you dey do night market too? Be careful sha.

I miss them more. but i thought aisha was a different person from debrief?

EfemenaXY:


You've no idea how much I still miss them all.

~ Jennykadry

~ Ileobatojo

~ Carefreewannabe

~ Aisha2 / Debrief

EfemenaXY:


They were all very cool ladies.

You'd have loved Ile too. Just that you two got off on the wrong foot. I loved that gal sha (no homo)..

cococandy:
I miss them more. but i thought aisha was a different person from debrief?

Coco..howdy?

Yeah, she said they were different but the similarities to me were just too much....

SAMBARRY:



that one too is another case on its own with those Agberos lurking around waiting for you to forget your wallet where you bought pepper

you don't say. they wont wait for you to misplace your purse sometimes.
some just grab it and disappear into thin air.

I'm good. ish.

how are you?

EfemenaXY:


Coco..howdy?

Yeah, she said they were different but the similarities to me were just too much....