It was a cold,cold night in Lagos and I knew it was one of those nights I've come to accept and have gotten used to. I could see people putting up 'Weather for 2' and 'Weather for 3' as their personal message on blackberry messenger but I couldn't be bothered by all that. I knew that even if the heavens started raining babes, I'd still be sleeping alone tonight. That's the nature of my hex when it comes to getting a lady into my bed and as a result,I've been celibate for so many years.

But that was about to change.

As it so happened,there was power outage and I honestly didn't give a hoot about that. I didn't need light after all. The weather was cool enough and my blackberry was sufficiently charged so I prepared for bed. Then came the knock.

I couldn't believe my eyes when she entered. I had not seen her in over 6years,nor had she crossed my mind in over 4. She wasn't even a friend,she was a friend's friend so we just used to say 'Hi' back then. But man,was I happy to see her. She was short the way I like them and well "endowed."
She must have been happy to see me too as she came to sit on my thighs as I was still sizing her up. Before I knew it,I was kissing her neck and she was responding and I thought this was going to be a great night after all. She then told me to excuse her cos she needed to change and stuff and I did. Hardly had she left when a female friend of mine knocked and came in. I actually thought the heaven was raining babes but I knew that I wasn't getting any from this one. She only enjoyed gisting and she wasn't as endowed as the cinderella that stepped out. I decided I had to get rid of her fast so she won't pour sand in my garri so I did all I could but she wouldn't budge until the other babe came back wearing an even shorter gown...


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