I went out yesterday to have a great time,
and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with terrible dirty habits in the public

1) Spitting phlegm in public

Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas,
and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise
But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

2) Spitting out bones of fish on the ground into a pile of mess

When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere,
it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating.
You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals.
But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist

3) scratching your crotch

You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public

4) Digging your nose

And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi?
why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.

5)Pulling at your pant lines to properly set it

Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places.
But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them

6) Peeing in public

The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright,
but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch
just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory

I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed.
She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap

7) Eating with your mouth open

I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing



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Common guys, lets all develop some civility

parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits,
especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids

....Stay Blessed

Nice @op.thanks for sharing
Hmmmmm....peein in public.most pregnant women r guilty of that.I think I rank 1st here cos when d thing hold me,I just no wan know. And d most annoyin thing is only small thing will come out eventually.may God forgive me cos na only him no all d no go area I hv baptised.

In the UK, there are some houses that when you drive past
you could almost accurately guess that a Nigeria is living there
Gardens are so unkempt
clutter everywher

Our sitting rooms are tidy, but go beyond this
and you'll see a world of filth

yellowpawpaw: Nice @op.thanks for sharing
Hmmmmm....peein in public.most pregnant women r guilty of that.I think I rank 1st here cos when d thing hold me,I just no wan know. And d most annoyin thing is only small thing will come out eventually.may God forgive me cos na only him no all d no go area I hv baptised.

OK you are forgiven
go and sin no more

Spce For rent

nice list..i totallly agree andcan add some more myself

i don't do any of those, am only addicted to opening my mouth and eyes gazing at a booty... I hope dats not bad

manee2: i don't do any of those, am only addicted to opening my mouth and eyes gazing at a booty... I hope dats not bad

Naaaa
not bad at all
we all need a home
even flies too

Do not fart in public. I might shoot you.

Is dis also a bad habit??cus me dey do am wela..anywia sef














Bitting fingers!

ArQueBusieR: Do not fart in public. I might shoot you.

People rarely fart in public
the mistake they make is that immediately after farting in private, they show up in public
not understanding that just like 'perfume' the smell sticks for a while

They probably shld dab some body spray before coming out of the loo

yuzedo: Op, bro, I hav a bad haBbit. sometim if nepa took lit in Banana Island, I normaly fill lonly. So I rob vaseline on my left hand, rob it on my write hand, pool down my g-string, and I...........................................

Its done in private, so no problems
u can help yourself to the full jar
u could also try using Robb

Picking your nose like a chimp in public !

yuzedo: Op, bro, I hav a bad haBbit. sometim if nepa took lit in Banana Island, I normaly fill lonly. So I rob vaseline on my left hand, rob it on my write hand, pool down my g-string, and I...........................................

Soooooo, woz d topick anyway?

Fussbot: Is dis also a bad habit??cus me dey do am wela..anywia sef
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Bitting fingers!

Makes u look timid and has health implications
But I have never seen anyone complain about it
and neither do I find it offensive

esere826: In the UK, there are some houses that when you drive past
you could almost accurately guess that a Nigeria is living there
Gardens are so unkempt
clutter everywher

Are you insinuating that dirt and unkempt lawns are exclusive to Nigerians? So you mean to say that the citizens yonder do not allow their lawns grow into the Amazon forest?

Colonial mentality

I don't do any of those.

Ishilove:
Are you insinuating that dirt and unkempt lawns are exclusive to Nigerians? So you mean to say that the citizens yonder do not allow their lawns grow into the Amazon forest?

Colonial mentality

I dont give a hoot about others. I am talking about us
How does the front of your house look?
is it picturesque?

esere826:

People rarely fart in public
the mistake they make is that immediately after farting in private, they show up in public
not understanding that just like 'perfume' the smell sticks for a while

This is incorrect. People fart in public all the time; in church, buses, classrooms, cabs etc. You know, those silent and deadly ones that stink so bad you that you gag and nearly faint from the gaddem godawful stench.

when i see someone scratching his down town in public especially if that person is a lady,i feel like did something get stuck in it.

Ishilove:
This is incorrect. People fart in public all the time; in church, buses, classrooms, cabs etc. You know, those silent and deadly ones that stink so bad you that you gag and nearly faint from the gaddem godawful stench.

Pardon me
I lack experience in the wild

I have never smelt fart in my church
I even doubt that the attendees can do a poo

Op, pls i always peep a man & woman 2geda in room. I peep tru the window, keyhole, curtain, door, etc. Just to know if they are digging or not.

Even, when i was a kid, i use to peep my uncle and his wife then.
Rite now, am even peeping my neigbour & her guy.

Pls this na bad habit??

*when phcn carry light,stop shoutin "Nepa!!!"

thnx for this post because some people don't knw how to spit. a guy yestdy nearly spit on me.

;DOP. . . Ehm! You try o. But for the last one, e be like say serious hot urine never hold you before. Wer u go just enter corner open ur tap.

speedyboi: I don't do any of those.

You are of the chosen generation
all you need to do is to sell your property and follow me

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flames77: *when phcn carry light,stop shoutin "Nepa!!!"

The first time i learnt this was when as a kid, my parents moved from the impoverished area into 'G.R.A'
when they brought light we shouted up NEPA
and my pa asked us if we cld hear any other person shouting -There was none

Lesson: people for Aje area no dey shout NEPA

Noted. *i'll stop digging my nose*

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tnx,no need

hornipipe: Picking your nose like a chimp in public !

Nasal excavation in public... Now that is just plain nasty