A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking marijuana when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "What are you smoking?" The monkey says, "You want some?" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they both smoke the marijuana.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's wrong with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking marijuana with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile
says he's got to check this monkey out and get some marijuana too, so off he walks, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint.
He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down , rubs his eyes, and says, "What the Bleep?, Dude how much water did you drink?"

Hehehehe i like it

I LOVE IT

Thug Life:


I LOVE IT

I knew you would!

Glad you enjoyed it. It's one of my favorite joke

ibkaye:

I knew you would!

sure,because its about Ganja

Thug Life:

sure,because its about Ganja

of course

SAM MILLA:

@Thugy,
remember what happened to kronky before
mind how u smoke

yeah, weed isn't all that great anyway

What happened to kronky?
I'm a good smoker

smoking is bad

there is no good smoker thugy, kronky was found under the bridge picking papers, we had to rush himw to yaba rehab

ibkaye:

of course

Weed n serve till I die
As a matter of fact its gon kill me,
So get high or get low

SAM MILLA:

there is no good smoker thugy, kronky was found under the bridge picking papers, we had to rush him to yaba rehab

Thug Life:

Weed n serve till I die
As a matter of fact its gon kill me,
So get high or get low

you are a nutter

I am a professional smoker while kronky is amateur
Don't compare monkey with chimpaze

Thug Life:

I am a professional smoker while kronky is amateur
Don't compare monkey with chimpaze

God be with you thuggy

remember what happened to the lizard after smoking with the monkey up there

ibkaye:

God be with you thuggy

God will be with us cos we smoke together every blessed day

@sam
I can't turn to chimpaze now

@Thug
We ke? Who is we? I don't smoke jare!

ibkaye:

@Thug
We ke? Who is we? I don't smoke jare!

Ganja Girl
Did you know that research have shown that weed is good for the health?^{It makes you go gaga}

Thug Life:

Ganja Girl
Did you know that research have shown that weed is good for the health?^{It makes you go gaga}

Sanity is better than this 'GaGa' you speak of

That is true,but going crazy is part of fun

sometimes

I remembered when I was drunk and dancing kolomental in my room,it was fun

Thug Life:

I remembered when I was drunk and dancing kolomental in my room,it was fun

you will soon dance the same way outside your room
and we will contribute money to buy chains for you

Milla. . . .Nice one. . . .U've considered using nairaland emoticons. . . . .

The Sly:

Milla. . . .Nice one. . . .You've considered using nairaland emoticons. . . . .

all because of me

thanks the slimy man

yes ibk, you made me start actually

hehehehe *dusts her shoulder*