1.ABORTION doesnt make U unpregnant, it only makes U d mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like underwears, necessary
to have but unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like VIRGINITY, once lost, it can neva be regained.
4. TRUE FRIENDS are like bra,always dere to hold us in ourfalling days.
5. MENSTRUATION is like SALARY, dey always comes once evry month, n wen dey dnt come,
problem dey be dat o

goood one

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Funny but true, however, i dont agree with number 3, one can still regain one's dignity if one really works about it.

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