haxan919: Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one
of the Nigerian institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history.”
The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to
die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied:
“King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said
the lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use act will feed the nation?” Again,
no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo ,
1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class;
“class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new
to our Country, knows more about our history
than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a
loud whisper:”Ghana
must go”. “who said that?” she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At
that point, a student at the back scornfully
said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right!
Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back
smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smiled back
and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious,
another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat
this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,”India n
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; “You little poo. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically
yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to
Ngige,
2004!” The Lecturer
fainted, and as the class gathered around her
on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos
whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″, Someone
angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool”
Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
2011″ Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your
self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKOHARAM.

haxan919: Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one
of the Nigerian institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history.”
The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to
die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied:
“King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said
the lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use act will feed the nation?” Again,
no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo ,
1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class;
“class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new
to our Country, knows more about our history
than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a
loud whisper:”Ghana
must go”. “who said that?” she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At
that point, a student at the back scornfully
said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right!
Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back
smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smiled back
and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious,
another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat
this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,”India n
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; “You little poo. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically
yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to
Ngige,
2004!” The Lecturer
fainted, and as the class gathered around her
on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos
whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″, Someone
angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool”
Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
2011″ Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your
self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKOHARAM.

bootlegaz: Are we sure this man is Yoruba? Some one should do DNA on him cos he seems to stand on his words and far from been a coward and a Fulani Nyanch kisser.ACN 0 Labor Party 1

gboss4sure: Mimiko has made a patriotic statement. This is the era we will know those who are patriotic or just making noise.

karl max: AKURE — GOVERNOR Olusegun Mimiko of Ondo State, yesterday, called on Nigerians to rally round President Goodluck Jonathan in his bid to bring an end to the security challenges in the country.

He chided those who have chosen to embark on undue politicisation of current national security challenges facing the country.

Mimiko said that the present security challenges confronting the nation can only be surmounted if Nigerians rally round the President.

He spoke in Akure while playing host to members of the Governing Council of the Federal University of Technology, Akure, FUTA, led by its Chairman and Pro-chancellor, Mr. Mahmud Yahaya (SAN).

Mimiko said: “With the array of Nigerians from diverse ethnic stocks in the Governing Council of FUTA, the obvious point is made that our destiny as a nation is one and so Nigerians must work with the President to evolve a united, peaceful, and prosperous country.

“I am of the view that the effort to bring an end to the security challenges in some states, through the recently declared State of Emergency, should be lauded by all.

“For me, this is the time to rally round the President and jettison all forms of divisive and non-productive politicking.

“It is also the time to tell those who are disposed to feasting on the national security challenge that they are alone.”

He said those opposed to the President on account of political differences should offer genuine, logical and coherent alternatives instead of blanket condemnation of all that emanates from the Presidency.

Earlier, Mr. Yahaya sought the support of the state government in the development of the institution’s skills acquisition centre.

He lauded Governor Mimiko for the unprecedented transformation of the state.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/mimiko-rallies-support-for-jonathan-faults-politicising-of-security-challenges/

lacasa: People r funny sha.


Someting OBJ ( a past general n war fighter) tried n didn't work, its Jona dat will now succeed wt the same tin??


#.. Haha! i laugh. But time will tell