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Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 10:48am On Apr 24, 2008
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you end with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."

She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by nightnurse(f): 10:58am On Apr 24, 2008
lol grin
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 11:17am On Apr 24, 2008
tyty, thats hilarious. grin grin grin

are u trying to say that is how u ended up with me angry angry cheesy cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by ayusman16(m): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2008
Yes
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 11:49am On Apr 24, 2008
well, i still win, and you loose. now stroll off with your ugly woman cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 12:37pm On Apr 24, 2008
yes yummie grin at least u got d best wink wink

unlike ayusman and . . . . . . . undecided

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:18pm On Apr 24, 2008
. . . .the beast.

**strolls off with my angel**
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2008
lool cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2008
hey senate presido, how u dey?
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2008
hey tufe! i dey fine o smiley you nko? smiley
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:30pm On Apr 24, 2008
o wa kpa.

I'm just bored
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:31pm On Apr 24, 2008
ahh good good, i am also bored sha embarassed
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Apr 24, 2008
y d bored bored

c'mon cheer up wink grin grin grin
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:45pm On Apr 24, 2008
hehehe give me 5million Naira and I won't be bored anymore grin
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Apr 24, 2008
lolllllllllllllllllllll
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 24, 2008
does that mean you will give me? smiley
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2008
don't worry, just come over, i'll even make it $5000 wink grin grin
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:00pm On Apr 24, 2008
tytylayor:

don't worry, just come over, i'll even make it $5000 wink grin grin
ChaChing! grin Ok O cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2008
baby tyty, plz make it $50,000. wink
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:20pm On Apr 24, 2008
chachhhhhhhhhhiiiiiinggggggggggggg cheesy
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2008
just for you my senate presido
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:31pm On Apr 24, 2008
Ese Gan cool
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by deola1(m): 2:34pm On Apr 24, 2008
@topic
shit
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 2:40pm On Apr 24, 2008
on ur head undecided angry
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 24, 2008
na wa o
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by deola1(m): 2:51pm On Apr 24, 2008
sorry tyty, i just can't figure out the meaning of the thing.
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:02pm On Apr 24, 2008
;d
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by ayusman16(m): 3:04pm On Apr 24, 2008
Then get a dictionary, enclycopedia, google to understand the simple meaning of the "thing".

Tyty, tufe is flirting around and u r allowing him?

@Ibk, wassup love? Did u miss me grin
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 3:05pm On Apr 24, 2008
@ayu
hi there! smiley
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2008
anus?
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by sincity(m): 3:10pm On Apr 24, 2008
*pulls out Zenith bank cheque, writes a sum of $100,000 for ibkaye to go cheer herself up*
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2008
pauper

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