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Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 10:48am On Apr 24, 2008 |
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you end with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied." |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by nightnurse(f): 10:58am On Apr 24, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 11:17am On Apr 24, 2008 |
tyty, thats hilarious. are u trying to say that is how u ended up with me |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by ayusman16(m): 11:34am On Apr 24, 2008 |
Yes |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 11:49am On Apr 24, 2008 |
well, i still win, and you loose. now stroll off with your ugly woman |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 12:37pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
yes yummie at least u got d best unlike ayusman and . . . . . . . |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:18pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
. . . .the beast. **strolls off with my angel** |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
lool |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
hey senate presido, how u dey? |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
hey tufe! i dey fine o you nko? |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:30pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
o wa kpa. I'm just bored |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:31pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
ahh good good, i am also bored sha |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 1:43pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
y d bored bored c'mon cheer up |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:45pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
hehehe give me 5million Naira and I won't be bored anymore |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
lolllllllllllllllllllll |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
does that mean you will give me? |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
don't worry, just come over, i'll even make it $5000 |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:00pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
tytylayor:ChaChing! Ok O |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
baby tyty, plz make it $50,000. |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:20pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
chachhhhhhhhhhiiiiiinggggggggggggg |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
just for you my senate presido |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 2:31pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
Ese Gan |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by deola1(m): 2:34pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
@topic shit |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tytylayor: 2:40pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
on ur head |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tufe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
na wa o |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by deola1(m): 2:51pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
sorry tyty, i just can't figure out the meaning of the thing. |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:02pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by ayusman16(m): 3:04pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
Then get a dictionary, enclycopedia, google to understand the simple meaning of the "thing". Tyty, tufe is flirting around and u r allowing him? @Ibk, wassup love? Did u miss me |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by Nobody: 3:05pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
@ayu hi there! |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
anus? |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by sincity(m): 3:10pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
*pulls out Zenith bank cheque, writes a sum of $100,000 for ibkaye to go cheer herself up* |
Re: Heaven's Ugliest by tjtj1(m): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
pauper |
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