To whom wash is given, blush is expected.

onila: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Can't stop laughing [

"All guys are d same". Who asked u to date all of them?

Tank u lord nd may ur name be exhausted..

Been Laughin out LOUD!!!

"women who don't know how to cook, use pepper as decoy:

there is no way pepper would be worrying you, and you bother about the sweetness of a meal."

lol

sexymoma: **What You Are Burning Is cooking**
**My Sea Is Drowning Inside The car**

.......guy,u must be a student OAU and also residing @awohall

sexymoma: **What You Are Burning Is cooking**
**My Sea Is Drowning Inside The car**

.......guy,u must be a student of OAU and also residing @awohall

"Happy Children day......I once a children" saw dis status update on Monday and I was like 'dis is wicked'

remecy: Some people do post things either straight from the heart or to make you laff. Which of those post did you think was off the hook. I go first......
1) i am under arrest by ur love.......pls heal me.
2) thank you lord, for a brown new day.
3) you taut u could hold me captivated with your pregnant.
Lol. Lets unwind, is weekend.

Lol. Lets unwind, is weekend........my funniest so far!

I've seen d following;
.....Life sucks,so the b.itch is givin me a BJ
......What shall it profit a girl if she fixes Brazillian hair and stil look ugly?
..........Scientists say d world is made up of Neutron,Electron,nd Protons,bt forgot to add Morons
.........Pple like u are the reason y pple like me got middle fingers
..........Outta my mind..back in 5mins
..........Boys are like parking space...d good ones are already taken.....
E.t.c.

I will make u feeling d way me feelin 4 u 2days..

remecy: To hair is human to forgive is design.

Abeg e don do LWKMD...yeeee my belle oooo....

I'm going to the market to buy a bag of soup.

If women ruled the world.. there would no wars .just a bunch of jealous countries not talkin to each other

Vickii Ro: I've seen d following;
.....Life sucks,so the b.itch is givin me a BJ
......What shall it profit a girl if she fixes Brazillian hair and stil look ugly?
..........Scientists say d world is made up of Neutron,Electron,nd Protons,bt forgot to add Morons
.........Pple like u are the reason y pple like me got middle fingers
..........Outta my mind..back in 5mins
..........Boys are like parking space...d good ones are already taken.....
E.t.c.

muhahahaha !

Classic!

HARDDON:

muhahahaha !

Classic!

Thanx Big deddy

HARDDON: "women who don't know how to cook, use pepper as decoy:

there is no way pepper would be worrying you, and you bother about the sweetness of a meal."

lol

Bhahahahahahahaha

lols

I has dead in this place.

i am a educational consutancy

"Never fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose"

.

To hair is human to forgive is design I hate guys with low selves of steam