adaobi123: Goat meat on delta ?!?!? Since when ? Lol

Okija_juju:


My list took into consideration transit... Some transits can be as long as 6hours, what do you do then?

ighoosagie:
come wit :
1)one bag of garri,
2)two bottles of peanut (ground-nut),
3) 30kg weight of kuli kuli,
4) 4 packs of sugar.
5) 10 sachets of cowbell.
People dey talk u wan still talk, as if u don enter above keke nape.
Open ur mouth Mk I fart put.
Metcheew

ighoosagie:
come wit :
1)one bag of garri,
2)two bottles of peanut (ground-nut),
3) 30kg weight of kuli kuli,
4) 4 packs of sugar.
5) 10 sachets of cowbell.
People dey talk u wan still talk, as if u don enter above keke nape.
Open ur mouth Mk I fart put.
Metcheew

chidaddy1198: Your Bible is also very important

omonnakoda: Holy water
Holy oil
Chewing stick
Kola nut
Tampon
Condom

GooseBaba:

I don dey fly delta since 2008..and yes they have serve me goat meat. "Beef or goat" she asked me. I opt for goat meat. But it was small small fried pieces of meat. I hope you are not thinking of the size of meat you arrange with your eba at home

Mr knowitall.:


and why is that?

Mr knowitall.:
get a jacket or a mediumly thick blanket...its cold inside the air plane and a 18 hour flight will only make it colder.

bring your own food...because that crap they serve on board will not be enough that's if you are able to stomach it...


Cash...yeah i know this is obvious but most people don't....sometimes the plane has to do an emergency landing because of bad weather....and it could take hours before another clear cloud roles through...and if you don't have cash....you gonna be hurting....

and if you can try and get a seat all they way in the back...because they always try and fill up the plane from the front to the back...so sometime the back is empty...

akereconfi:


bros from lagos to PH, arik dey cruise at 35,000 feet above sea level...... Naija to portugal nai b 7000?

Idi Amin: You got it right bro. I have taken a fast one with a cold-striken lady onboard Emirate. Actually, the airbus we got transfered to at Dubai was virtually empty with enough vacant seats at the back. If you don't have a condom aboard an international flight, you are missing Believe at your own risk

Mr knowitall.:
^^^^^^The do nots are

Illegal drugs...leave those things are home

Bags of gari, Iyan, fufu, and other things you think they wont have abroad scratch that...leave em

The juju that some people like to carry in their back pocket....leave that thing..its not gonna work where you are going.

But the best thing any Nigerian can leave behind is the Nigerian mentality....you are late on your NEPA bill so you

bribe the NEPA guy...NO NO NO NO....if you are going to the U.S.....and you bring that with you...the government will

put the screws down on you real hard.....and you will have a hard time adjusting...because a 10 year old kid...wont

greet you how are you doing sir...he'll just tell you what's up.....and you tell him cool...and go about your merry

way....

godjohnson: Things to carry If your'e boarding dana airlines :
1.Portable Parachute
2.Two cans of Redbull *gives you wings*

Gentle Naaz: Just last week i enterd flight from naija 2 portugal with my alomo bitters, as usual. As we wr 7000km above d sea level, i ws sipn my alomo, a man beside me shouted " we dont take such here pls tro dat alomo away from d window" evryone started stearing at me. I ws embarrasd. But as i ws already charged, hvn drank 2 bottles of alomo n still drinkn d third one, i opened d window threw away something. 15 minutes later i noticed d man beside me ws missn while i ws still holdn my alomo. But as sharp dude, i hv 2 maintain

Idi Amin: You got it right bro. I have taken a fast one with a cold-striken lady onboard Emirate. Actually, the airbus we got transfered to at Dubai was virtually empty with enough vacant seats at the back. If you don't have a condom aboard an international flight, you are missing Believe at your own risk

ItsModella:
You haven't been on Delta then. That one na molue, with their old air hostesses and yeye food.

neneslim:
if u re flyimg with QATAR airways u dont need any of dat apart from ur passport nd bording pass rjen a comfy shoe cos they now stream latest movies on there 7inch head rest DVD and last songs with some news channel and a good headphone. U ve over five hundred movies there and so many songs of diff genre. Dey give u blankets and quality food and even serve beers and wine. To me QATAR AIRWAYS is the best then EMIRATE before BRITISH AIRWAYS. worst international flight is KENYA AAIRWAYS cos when i board it from thailand i wasnt myself for days....

Okija_juju:


I guess this advice is for those who fly Economy Class and Premium Economy..



Biko, what about Business Class and First Class Passengers? What should we bring?!

akereconfi:


bros from lagos to PH, arik dey cruise at 35,000 feet above sea level...... Naija to portugal nai b 7000?

AjanleKoko: ^^
Where did all of this happen, Lagos?
How come you have a visa that states that you are going to Hyderabad? Hyderabad isn't a country na. If you have an India visa, you can go to anywhere in India. Either you or the agent, or both, are confused.

Come to think of it, someone checked you in. Didn't they check your visa at the counter before issuing you boarding pass?
Abeg na lie jare.

iyobs7:

Were these boarding pass issued in ur village?
Why do some people feel everything is a lie?
People at the counter, are they not humans?
Dont they make mistakes?
And what do u think I stand to gain bt lying?
Please think well before replying next time

iyobs7:

I was then referred to their ticketing office at the airport.
The guy I meant there, took my ticket and re-booked me for a flight going to
Hyderabad on tuesday thats 2mao and my main problem now is that He said I should come
for the ticket on Tuesday which is 2mao and when I try to manage my booking on their website,
I am not able to choose a seat and I get the msg of going to make payment or have my booking
cancelled, am very confused right now, do I need to pay another money or does my other ticket
make up for the money I ought to have paid?

But the guy at their ticketing office didnt mention anything about money whatsoever.

Please I need ur opinion

AjanleKoko:

Post a picture of the 'visa' to Hyderabad also.

Besides, I thought you said you couldn't find a flight to Hyderabad. Why are you brandishing a boarding card that says HYD?

iyobs7:

Your were so in a haste to call me a liar that u didnt even read and comprehend my post

iyobs7: I booked for a ticket at emirates to mumbai and my final destination is Hyderabad in India
My contacts in India said since I cudnt find a direct flight to Hyderabad for that said date
That I should go for mumbai then when I get to mumbai, I will then pay for ticket to Hyderabad

I passed check in and was about boarding when a staff of Emirates that was checking said I will not
be able to board because my visa stated that I was going to Hyderabad and that I cant stop at mumbai.


Please I need ur opinion

TCPonly: For someone flying for the first time with a 3 yr old, will i be allowed to board with baby food like golden morn&milk. And how do i protect his ears from changes in pressure and noise.
And also,incase he is sleeping,will there be a space to lye him? (Economy class)