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My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 5:34pm On May 28, 2013 |
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters P N E I S & form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on nairaland, Whatsapp and viber, twitter & the likes... 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 5:36pm On May 28, 2013 |
A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test. Instruction: CANCELLING IS NOT ALLOWED. Question 1: What's your favourite food? The female students were writing, Pizza, Chicken Peri peri, Hamburger, Ice cream, sharwama and all sorts of Chinese cuisine..... Question 2: How do you prepare the food? Immediately they started cancelling and changing to: beans, cocoa yam and abacha, bolee and porridge yam, white rice no stew!!! 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by Gboliwe: 5:49pm On May 28, 2013 |
Lol @ the second joke |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by Nobody: 5:51pm On May 28, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test.Falls from chair! |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by Lagusta(m): 5:59pm On May 28, 2013 |
this is el-classico!!!!! swtchicgurl: A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 6:20pm On May 28, 2013 |
He made three wishes: 1) a car, he got it, 2) money, he got it, 3) to be irresistible to ladies, he turned to a Brazilian hair 21 inches." |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 6:27pm On May 28, 2013 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: hello, Sarah: hello my dear how are u today? Mary: am fine swidy, i've missed u alot. Sarah: and me too Mary: i am calling just to inform u that i will pay u a visit this afternoon. Sarah: wow, that's ok my lovely pie, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my angel. {*After dropping the call*} Mary: am going to visit that prostitute again Sarah: this idiot is coming here again, she thinks i will buy her drinks with my money again, she dey lie. CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS Akpors: hello bastard Ibro: hello goat wad up? Akpors: am fine, do u know that u are mad, how can u say that in public. Ibro: hahaha u are a mumu. I said that to save myself. But i am coming ova this afternoon. Akpors: ok fine, am waiting for u mr mad man. {*After dropping the call*} Akpors: that guy is funny shaa at times but a great friend, he's my personal person ibro: thats my man. I like him very much haha always cracking me up 1 Like |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by Emusan(m): 6:29pm On May 28, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: A Food and Nutrition Lecturer decided to give his students a test. Great relief from work's stress. I trust guy their own will look like this without cancelling: what is your favourite food? Garriom(G4) & kulikuli, fried rice, semo with egusi soup e.t.c How do you prepare it? *Buy one cup of garri, buy kulikuli & one pure water. *Fried rice- It's my girlfriend wahala. *Semo & egusi soup-from mama sikiratu. No time sir. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 6:41pm On May 28, 2013 |
akpors.
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Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 6:44pm On May 28, 2013 |
Emusan: i couldn't agree more. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by valicious1(m): 7:20pm On May 28, 2013 |
sexkillz: Falls from chair!i pray u break ur skull & spinal cord from d fall. Seriously. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by swtchicgurl: 3:54pm On May 29, 2013 |
valicious1: why d hate nah? be happy for an intelligent young man. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by oderemo(m): 8:07pm On May 29, 2013 |
i pray u break ur skull & spinal cord from d fall. Seriously.c this nigga praying for fellow being to break skull and spinal cord frm a mere joke. imagine u guys were actually arguing on a serious note ? you are dumb if u cant laff at yarseff. get lost. |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by seunpaul85(m): 4:47pm On May 30, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES |
Re: My Experience In Medical School. by bingbagbo(m): 5:28pm On May 30, 2013 |
bye bye jokes section |
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